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Sorcery

Choose up to one target creature, then airbend all other creatures. (Exile them. While each one is exiled, its owner may cast it for {2} rather than its mana cost.) Until your next turn, your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands. Exile Avatar's Wrath.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.

Creature — Bird Warrior

Flying, vigilance Creature tokens you control have flying and vigilance. Embalm {4}{W}{U} ({4}{W}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie Bird Warrior with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Destroy target nonland permanent. II — Mill three cards. III — You may discard a card. When you do, return target creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Druid

Defender {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender.

Creature — Dwarf Berserker

{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have two target players exchange life totals.

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Whenever Ayara or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.

Instant

Choose one — • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn. • Draw a card. • Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {U}. {W}{U}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 white and blue Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever Azula attacks, you may discard a card. Then you get an experience counter for each player who discarded a card this turn. {2}{B}: Until end of turn, Azula gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have and gains menace.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. This creature can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

{T}, Sacrifice up to three permanents: If there were three or more card types among the sacrificed permanents, each opponent loses 3 life, you gain 3 life, and you draw three cards.

Instant

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you do, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.

Enchantment

Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Creature — Badger Mole

When this creature enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever you tap a creature for mana, add an additional {G}.

Sorcery

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature — Dwarf

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control.

Artifact

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Squirrel Raccoon

When this creature enters, create a Food token. Whenever you expend 4, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Cat Knight

First strike Balan has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it. {1}{W}: Attach all Equipment you control to Balan.

Legendary Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of other Gates you control.

Creature — Spirit Horror

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Artifact Creature — Bird

Flying, deathtouch When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature — Leech

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, each opponent loses 1 life.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Mill three cards. You may put a historic card from among them into your hand. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) IV — Historic spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.