Tilted Gaming

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Satyr Scout

{T}: Add {G}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Sliver

This spell can't be countered. Sliver spells can't be countered.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot

First strike Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.") Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. Face-down creatures you control have menace. Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Giant Shaman

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Creature — Elemental

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Creature — Fungus

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Elemental Snake

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

Creature — Zombie Rat

When this creature enters, each player discards a card. Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Mouse Raccoon

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Sorcery

Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Exile Rousing Refrain with three time counters on it. Suspend 3—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.) Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Artifact — Equipment Vehicle

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Equip {4} Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Creatures can't be attached to other permanents.)

Artifact Creature — Robot

Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Cat Druid

Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.

Creature — Human Assassin

{T}: Destroy target tapped creature.

Instant

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Artifact

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, scry 1. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Sorcery

Rumbling Rockslide deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

Legendary Creature — Cat Shaman

Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, that creature enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its mana value minus 4. Creatures you control with three or more +1/+1 counters on them have haste. {T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Elemental

Whenever you cast a red spell, if this creature has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove three +1/+1 counters from this creature: Add {R}{R}{R}.

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. Whenever this creature or another Goblin you control dies, exile the top card of your library. If it's a Goblin creature card, you may cast that card until the end of your next turn.

Creature — Demon

Flying When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a creature or land that isn't a mana ability, you may draw a card.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a Mount or Vehicle you control. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage dealt by that creature also causes its controller to gain that much life, and it can't be destroyed by damage or effects that say "destroy.")

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it's a Goblin or Orc, it also gains haste until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Menace {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.