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Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit

Reach Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. If you do, after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Enchantment Creature — Snake Archer

Defender, reach Channel — {4}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.

Artifact

Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on this artifact. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) {T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from this artifact: Draw a card.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Eldrazi

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature enters, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. {B}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target creature that has a -1/-1 counter on it.

Sorcery

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. Exile target creature.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature. Then if you control an artifact and an enchantment, create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.

Creature — Beast

Trample Reinforce 2—{1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.) Scavenge {5}{G}{G} ({5}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. This artifact enters with a fellowship counter on it for each creature you control of the chosen type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each fellowship counter on this artifact.

Creature — Halfling Citizen

Affinity for Foods (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Food you control.) Trample This creature enters with twice X +1/+1 counters on it. {2}, Sacrifice a Food: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Forest, Plains, or Island card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Sorcery

Return up to three target artifacts and/or creatures to their owners' hands. You may cast a spell with mana value 4 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Land

{T}: Add {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you. Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/-1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Reach {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Raccoon Berserker

Whenever you expend 4, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose Abzan or Mardu. • Abzan — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. • Mardu — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel

Reach Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Faerie

Flying This creature has lifelink as long as you control another Faerie. {2}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Creatures you control get +0/+4 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Bird

Affinity for Birds (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Bird you control.) When Bartz and Boko enters, each other Bird you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

Wurms you control get +2/+2 and have trample. {7}{G}, {T}: Create a 4/4 green Wurm creature token. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the greatest power among Wurms you control.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Beast

When this creature dies, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Bat

Flying Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Whenever you cast a historic spell, draw a card. Basim Ibn Ishaq can't be blocked this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) Whenever Basim Ibn Ishaq deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. {T}: Add {G}. {2}{G}, {T}: Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)