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Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {U}{B} ({U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate. Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Wolf Warrior

Trample Whenever a Wolf or Werewolf you control becomes the target of an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, vigilance Each instant and sorcery spell you cast has casualty 1. (As you cast that spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy the spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equipped creature can't be blocked. Equip {3}

Artifact Creature — Equipment Monkey

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever this creature or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature — Ape Spirit

Exile this card from your hand: Add {R}.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. • Permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G} or {U}. {G}{U}: This artifact becomes a 2/3 green and blue Crab artifact creature with hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Mutant Wizard

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) {T}, Remove one or more +1/+1 counters from this creature: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of +1/+1 counters removed this way.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, scry 2. Whenever another artifact you control with mana value 3 or greater enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures, then any number of target players each mill half their library, rounded down.

Creature — Jellyfish Wizard

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Warp {U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact

At the beginning of combat on your turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Bird Scout

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you lose 1 life and this creature endures 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.)

Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar

Flying Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.

Instant

Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library. Exile one of them face down and put the other on the bottom of that library. You may play the exiled card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. Flashback {1}{U}{B}

Creature — Zombie Siren

Flying Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, each opponent discards a card, then each opponent mills a card.

Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If a Pirate was exiled this way, draw a card.

Creature — Siren Pirate Wizard

Flying {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.

Creature — Demon

At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.

Creature — Eldrazi

First strike, vigilance Menace, trample Reach, lifelink Ward—Pay 7 life.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player exiles the top two cards of their library and you draw two cards.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Legendary Planeswalker — Sivitri

+1: Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays 2 life for each of those creatures. −3: Search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. −7: Destroy all non-Dragon creatures. Sivitri, Dragon Master can be your commander.

Legendary Creature — Snake Cleric Warlock

{T}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: For each opponent, you mill a card, then return that card from your graveyard to your hand unless that player pays 3 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Treefolk

Reach Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. During your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace. (You may cast permanent cards from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying their other costs.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card."

Legendary Creature — Dragon Ranger

Whenever Skanos Dragonheart attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among other Dragons you control and Dragon cards in your graveyard. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has skulk. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. Equip {2}

Creature — Elf Berserker

Whenever another nontoken Elf or Berserker you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Sorcery

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying Discard a card: Add {B}.

Creature — Goblin

Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.

Creature — Rhino

Trample When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Human Cleric

Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Creature — Insect

Flash You may cast colorless spells as though they had flash. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, until end of turn, this creature gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is that spell's mana value.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard

When Skoa enters, it deals 4 damage to any target. Grandeur — Discard another card named Skoa, Embermage, Sacrifice two Mountains: Skoa deals 4 damage to any target.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Mite

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Skrelv can't block. {W/P}, {T}: Choose a color. Another target creature you control gains toxic 1 and hexproof from that color until end of turn. It can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control with toxic have lifelink.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Elemental

Haste Whenever Skullbriar deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Counters remain on Skullbriar as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/-1. Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. Equip {1}

Instant

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Enchantment

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, exile target nonenchantment permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying. {2}{W}: Return Skyblade's Boon to its owner's hand. Activate only if Skyblade's Boon is on the battlefield or in your graveyard.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)