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Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Equip {2}{G} ({2}{G}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

Kicker {3} Indestructible When this artifact enters, if it was kicked, create two tapped tokens that are copies of this artifact. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Cat Knight

Flying Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.) Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, other creatures you control have melee.

Creature — Cat Scout

Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and is a Knight in addition to its other types.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, target creature an opponent controls doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. {T}: Add {U}.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying As this Vehicle enters, choose a nonland card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name cost {2} more to activate. Crew 2

Creature — Snake

Flying, deathtouch Exhaust — {4}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Bird Frog

Flying When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever Skysovereign enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Insect Warrior

Reach Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +5/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Fish

Flying Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Instant

Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or land: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature. • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Instant

Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers except for commanders.

Creature — Lizard

Trample Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Flying, ward {2} This creature enters tapped with three stun counters on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.) {1}{U}: Untap this creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.

Sorcery

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Sorcery

Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature. Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.

Instant

Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Plot {2}{U} (You may pay {2}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying, haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Instant

Exile target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. The Ring tempts you.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.)

Creature — Human Druid

Flash Hexproof When this creature enters, put a hexproof counter on target creature. Then move any number of counters from among creatures you control onto that creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Sliver Construct

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Sliver spell. {5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token. Activate only if you control a Sliver.

Legendary Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Creature — Dog

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, untap this creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying This creature can't attack or block unless it has five or more +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an enchantment you control enters, scry 1. {2}{W}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each enchantment you control.

Creature — Plant Beast

This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If X is 2 or less, it enters tapped. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Legendary Creature — Ooze

Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Instant

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

Sorcery

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Artifact Creature — Insect

Menace When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.