Tilted Gaming

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment, then populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Artifact

{1}, {T}: End the turn. Activate only during your turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice Sunfire Torch. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. {R}{W}, Unattach this Equipment: Search your library for a red or white instant card with mana value 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle. Equip {3}

Land — Island Swamp

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Creature — Kirin

Flash Flying When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land — Desert

When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Rogue

Menace Ward—Discard a card. Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Human Monk

{T}: Add {R}. {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to target creature with flying.

Creature — Human Soldier

Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Frog Druid

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Elemental Cat

Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented. When this creature enters, it deals damage to each player equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Creature — Human Cleric

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Tap target artifact or creature.

Creature — Human Knight

When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Mind Swap — You may have Superior Spider-Man enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard, except his name is Superior Spider-Man and he's a 4/4 Spider Human Hero in addition to his other types. When you do, exile that card.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Sorcery

Choose one — • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. • Exile target artifact.

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand. You create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.

Sorcery

This spell can't be countered. Destroy all creatures.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Sorcery

Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that card's mana value. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Badger Dinosaur

Whenever you discard a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever you discard a land card, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, this creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

This spell can't be countered. Trample Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.

Sorcery

Amass Orcs 3, then target player mills X cards, where X is the amassed Army's power. (To amass Orcs 3, put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Giant Wizard

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Giant card from your hand or pay {2}. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Exile target creature and put two time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of its owner's upkeep, they remove a time counter. When the last is removed, they may play it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent and the top card of your library. For each of those cards, its owner may play it until the end of their next turn.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Warp {B} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Land — Planet

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk God

Svyelun has indestructible as long as you control at least two other Merfolk. Whenever Svyelun attacks, draw a card. Other Merfolk you control have ward {1}. (Whenever another Merfolk you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Instant

Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)