Tilted Gaming

Instant

Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Creature — Insect Warrior

Flying Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel. (The next time it would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Then each creature that isn't an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each creature you control that's an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 2 life.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature or Vehicle Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types. (It's not a creature unless it's crewed.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Creature — Bird Warrior

Flying Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Max speed — This creature gets +0/+1 and has vigilance.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, this creature can't be blocked this turn."

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, this Equipment deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from green. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. You may play an additional land this turn. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 2. Then you may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Equip {2}

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2} Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from instants and from sorceries. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Equip {2}

Instant

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Rogue

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Enchantment

Green creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever a green creature you control enters, scry 1.

Sorcery

Until your next turn, all lands you control become 2/2 Elemental creatures with reach, indestructible, and haste. They're still lands.

Creature — Plant

Defender, hexproof {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.

Creature — Avatar

Reach When this creature enters, for each opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls. For each permanent destroyed this way, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle.

Creature — Elf Scout Ranger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Wizard

Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. • Create a 3/3 green Raccoon creature token if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control. Creatures you control with counters on them gain vigilance and trample until end of turn. Harmonize {4}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 9+.) 2+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one other target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 2/2 and gains flying until end of turn. 9+ | Flying, vigilance

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have lifelink. (Damage dealt by a Sliver creature you control also causes you to gain that much life.)

Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Knight

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance, menace Whenever another creature you control dies or is put into exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Vondam and you gain 1 life. When Syr Vondam dies or is put into exile while its power is 4 or greater, destroy up to one target nonland permanent.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Deathtouch, lifelink Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Sorcery

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's a Spacecraft, put ten charge counters on it. If you do, remove ten charge counters from it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Nymph

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Artifact

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.