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Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose two colors. Whenever you cast a spell, if it's at least one of the chosen colors, you gain 1 life for each of the chosen colors it is.

Sorcery

Surveil 5. (Look at the top five cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

Instant

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Instant

Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.

Enchantment

If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.

Creature — Elf Warrior Ally

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Take Inventory in your graveyard.

Instant

Exile target creature. If you control an enchantment, scry 2.

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {B}. Channel — {3}{B}, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Instant

Take Out the Trash deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you control a Raccoon, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn. It gets -4/-0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Draw a card.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals the top seven cards of their library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among them without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the rest into their graveyard. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast up to two instant and/or sorcery spells from among the revealed cards instead of one.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped for the first time during each of your turns, put a +1/+1 counter on it."

Creature — Faerie Noble

Flying Whenever you attack with one or more Faeries, draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target Faerie you control.

Legendary Creature — Faerie Noble

Flying As Talion enters, choose a number between 1 and 10. Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value, power, or toughness equal to the chosen number, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Land — Gate

When this land enters, up to one target creature phases out. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo

+1: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. −2: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. −7: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. If it's an Equipment, unattach it. Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Artifact

This artifact enters with four oil counters on it. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this artifact: Tap target artifact or creature.

Artifact — Book

{5}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo

+1: Tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. −2: Draw a card for each tapped creature target player controls. −8: You get an emblem with "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may return it to your hand."

Creature — Human Scout

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Tandem Lookout is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card."

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Each attacking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Rat

This creature can't block. When this creature dies, create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block," where X is the amount of damage dealt to it this turn.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Satyr

Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.

Artifact

Fading 4 (This artifact enters with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.) At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on this artifact.

Legendary Creature — Kavu Pilot

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tannuk deals 1 damage to each opponent. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Kavu Pilot

Other creatures you control have haste. Artifact cards and red creature cards in your hand have warp {2}{R}. (You may cast a card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile that permanent at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact Creature — Equipment Dog

Whenever this creature or equipped creature attacks, add an amount of {G} equal to its power. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Reconfigure {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

Vigilance Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power stations permanents using its toughness rather than its power.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has vigilance. Whenever another artifact or creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. Equip {2}

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-2 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tasha

Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, create a 3/3 black Demon creature token. +1: Draw a card. For each opponent, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard and put a page counter on it. −3: You may cast a spell from among cards in exile with page counters on them without paying its mana cost. Tasha, the Witch Queen can be your commander.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor

When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.