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Legendary Creature — Elemental

When Titania enters, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

Reach Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, you gain 2 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more land cards in your graveyard and you both own and control Titania, Voice of Gaea and a land named Argoth, Sanctum of Nature, exile them, then meld them into Titania, Gaea Incarnate.

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, creatures you control get +5/+5 and gain first strike, trample, and lifelink.

Creature — Elemental

Reach, trample When this creature enters, choose two — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Target player gains 5 life. • Create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token. • Put a shield counter on a creature you control.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a colorless creature card from your hand. Exile target creature if its power is less than or equal to the revealed card's power.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Vampire

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Legendary Creature — Sphinx Rogue

Flying, ward {3} Council's dilemma — Whenever Tivit enters or deals combat damage to a player, starting with you, each player votes for evidence or bribery. For each evidence vote, investigate. For each bribery vote, create a Treasure token. While voting, you may vote an additional time. (The votes can be for different choices or for the same choice.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more creatures you control with mana value 3 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Serpent

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life for each colorless creature you control.

Legendary Creature — God Bard

As long as there are four or more lore counters among Sagas you control, Tom Bombadil has hexproof and indestructible. Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Saga card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Artifact Creature — Golem

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Zombie Noble

Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return a Zombie creature card at random from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn and only if there are at least three Zombie creature cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Target player mills five cards.

Creature — Salamander Horror

This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.) Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.

Sorcery

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. • Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. Entwine {2} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Legendary Creature — Illusion

Partner with Pir, Imaginative Rascal (When this creature enters, target player may put Pir into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy. When Toothy leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get an experience counter. Whenever you attack, earthbend X, where X is the number of experience counters you have. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

When Toph enters, you may discard a card. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast a spell, earthbend 1. If that spell is a Lesson, put an additional +1/+1 counter on that land. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Nontoken artifacts you control are lands in addition to their other types. (They don't gain the ability to {T} for mana.) At the beginning of your end step, earthbend 2. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Plant Cat

Trample Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, tap target creature that player controls.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Torch the Tower deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent and you scry 1. If a permanent dealt damage by Torch the Tower would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Wolf

Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Spirit

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Sorcery

Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Vigilance {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.

Artifact

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flash When this creature enters, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Squirrel

This spell can't be countered. Indestructible Toski attacks each combat if able. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Instant

Put target nonland permanent on top of its owner's library.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock Bard

Whenever Totentanz or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block." {1}{B}: Target attacking Rat you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Food Golem

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Kicker {B}{B} (You may pay an additional {B}{B} as you cast this spell.) Protection from white Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card, then discards a card at random.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Instant

Creatures you control get +0/+5 and gain reach until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender, reach Leap of Faith — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life. (To mill four cards, a player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Slug Horror

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.