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Creature — Vedalken Wizard

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, draw a card.

Artifact

You may cast spells as though they had flash.

Instant

Draw a card if an opponent has cast a blue or black spell this turn. Spells you control can't be countered this turn. You and permanents you control gain hexproof from blue and from black until end of turn. (You and they can't be the targets of blue or black spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flying Ward—Sacrifice a creature. Whenever a creature dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Phyrexian Druid

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.

Creature — Orc Cleric

Mobilize 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature token. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever a goaded creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to its controller.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Sorcery

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to up to one other target creature.

Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Venom. If that creature was a Villain, draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian Knight

Toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.) When this creature enters, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Lizard Mount

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +0/+3 until end of turn. Saddle 2 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have deathtouch. (Any amount of damage a creature with deathtouch deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Tyranid

Flying, deathtouch, hexproof

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard

Lifelink, toxic 1 Whenever you proliferate, choose one — • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Artifact — Book

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

Choose two — • Target player creates two tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. • Counter target loyalty ability of a planeswalker. • Exile target card from a graveyard. • Target player gains 3 life.

Creature — Dinosaur Avatar

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Trample When this creature enters, distribute four +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.

Creature — Vampire

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Land — Swamp Forest

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Enchantment

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Enchantment

{1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Creature — Human Knight

At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control. {2}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Human Scout

Vigilance This creature can't be blocked. Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target player mills cards equal to this creature's power. (They put that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.)

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attacking that opponent."

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Devil

When this creature enters, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice this creature.

Artifact

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on this artifact equal to the result. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20. {T}, Remove 100 charge counters from this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

This spell can't be countered. {R/G}: Target spell can't be countered.

Legendary Creature — Efreet Wizard

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Veyran gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Mercenary

Whenever another outlaw you control enters, Vial Smasher deals 1 damage to target opponent. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Creature — Lizard Warrior

{T}, Discard a card: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. When this creature enters, if {G}{G} was spent to cast it, search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life. Evoke {R/G}{R/G}

Creature — Dwarf Barbarian

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. Spiked Retribution — Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 5 life.

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Sorcery

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Target creature gains flying until end of turn. If you control a white permanent, return View from Above to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Freerunning {2}{G} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Search your library for up to three basic land cards and reveal them. Put two of them onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

Trample If damage would be dealt to another creature you control, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way. When Vigor is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Vile Aggregate's power is equal to the number of colorless creatures you control. Trample Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)

Creature — Zombie Warlock

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.