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Legendary Enchantment Creature — Human Druid

Constellation — Whenever Calix or another enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Whenever Calix or an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a token that's a copy of a nonlegendary enchantment you control. Do this only once each turn.

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

Sorcery

Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. Flashback {3}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, the Ring tempts you. Whenever you choose a creature as your Ring-bearer, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Strive — This spell costs {1}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Choose any number of target opponents. Create X 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of creatures those opponents control.

Sorcery

Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

Dragons you control have indestructible. At the beginning of your upkeep, for each color, put a +1/+1 counter on a Dragon you control of that color. If you put +1/+1 counters on five Dragons this way, you win the game.

Sorcery

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: You gain 2 life. {2}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Put all commanders you own from the command zone and from your graveyard into your hand. Then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Instant

Counter target spell.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Artifact — Food Clue

When this artifact enters, scry 2. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) {5}{B}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create a 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Spider

Flying Fabricator Claw Array — Whenever another nontoken artifact creature or Vehicle you control enters, draw a card.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Other Elves you control get +1/+1. {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.

Land — Forest Plains

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Creature — Crab

{1}{U}: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Kor Pilot

Whenever this creature saddles a Mount or crews a Vehicle during your main phase, that Mount or Vehicle gains flying until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Caparocti Sunborn attacks, you may tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Town

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Goat Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then you may reselect which player this creature is attacking. Only the player this creature is attacking may activate this ability and only during the declare attackers step. (It can't attack its controller.)

Creature — Human Pirate

{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking. Equip {1}

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

{T}: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.

Land — Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When this Aura enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.)

Sorcery

Take an extra turn after this one.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+3 and has reach and "{T}: Add {G}{G}." Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Create a 1/1 green Human Monk creature token with "{T}: Add {G}."

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. {W}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. {3}{W}: Level 3 Creature tokens you control get +2/+2.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, vigilance {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain

Trample When Carnage enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "This creature attacks each combat if able" and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it." Mayhem {B}{R}

Creature — Dinosaur

This spell can't be countered. Trample, hexproof

Artifact

{T}: Add {R}. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Zombie

This creature can't block. Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Insect

This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard. When this creature enters, mill four cards. (Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Insect Horror

Flying When this creature enters, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If it was a creature card, that player loses 1 life.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters and when you sacrifice it, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever Carth enters or a planeswalker you control dies, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal a planeswalker card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Planeswalkers' loyalty abilities you activate cost an additional [+1] to activate.