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Creature — Zombie Bird

Flying When this creature enters or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Enchantment

Dragon creatures you control get +3/+3.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {T}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons.

Artifact

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.

Instant

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, add one mana of any color. {T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Crusader of Odric's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

Sorcery

Surge {3}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.) Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If this spell's surge cost was paid, create an 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all Dragon creatures. • Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -5/-0. When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.

Creature — Zombie

{1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Spirit

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.) Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

Instant

Choose two — • Counter target spell. • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. • Tap all creatures your opponents control. • Draw a card.

Artifact

Tap two untapped creatures you control: You may put a creature card from your hand that shares a creature type with each creature tapped this way onto the battlefield.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance Whenever a face-down permanent you control enters and whenever this creature or another permanent you control is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Exile all creature cards from target player's graveyard. You gain 3 life for each card exiled this way.

Land

When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Land

When this land enters, scry 1. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control and has trample.

Legendary Artifact

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) {T}: Add {U}.

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.

Creature — Human Doctor

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Plant Beast

Trample Cultivator Colossus's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat this process.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever a permanent you control transforms into a non-Human creature, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Creature — Coyote

Haste When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player discards a card.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent attacks you and/or one or more planeswalkers you control, exile the top card of that player's library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you cycle or discard a card, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Sphinx

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you discover, discover again for the same value. This ability triggers only once each turn.