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Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Sorcery

Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one.

Legendary Snow Land

Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it. {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a blocking creature. Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. Chaosbringer — Equip—Pay 3 life. Activate only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human

Sneak {W}{B} Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Then if you control five or more Ninjas, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Sorcery

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Instant

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Sorcery

Target player creates X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, then up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each Zombie that player controls.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Creature — Bat Warlock

Offspring {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Artifact — Equipment

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this Equipment.) Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}

Artifact Creature — Golem

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature.) If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Darksteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Artifact

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

Indestructible Darksteel Juggernaut's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control. This creature attacks each combat if able.

Artifact

Indestructible Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a colorless spell you cast from your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.

Artifact — Equipment

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Creature — Human Artificer

Artifacts your opponents control enter tapped. {X}{X}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy each artifact with mana value X.

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, exile each opponent's graveyard. Create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Dauthi Rogue

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Choose one — • Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. • Regenerate target creature. • Counter target spell that targets you.

Creature — Elk

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. As long as you're the monarch, permanents you control have hexproof.

Creature — Elf Warlock

{T}, Blight 1: Surveil 1. {T}, Blight 2: Exile target card from a graveyard. During your turn, you may cast creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature by removing three counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying their other costs.

Enchantment

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.

Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 20+.) 10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. 20+ | Flying

Creature — Human Knight

Lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control other than this creature.

Instant

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Elk

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Daxos can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. Whenever Daxos deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Sorcery

Each creature with mana value X or less loses all abilities until end of turn. Destroy those creatures.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. If it's your turn, end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. If you control a Bird, counter that spell unless its controller pays {4} instead.

Instant

You gain life equal to target creature's power. The next time that creature would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Creature — Human Assassin

Reach {1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Creature — Spirit

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Deadeye Navigator is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{1}{U}: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under your control."

Creature — Human Pirate

This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control. {2}{U}{B}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. Destroy all creatures. If evidence was collected, exile a card from an opponent's graveyard. Then search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.