Tilted Gaming

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Each of those creatures is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Put Ever After on the bottom of its owner's library.

Artifact

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile all creatures except those that share a creature type with a creature that convoked this spell, all artifacts, and all enchantments.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Enchantment

{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Elf Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Elf Shaman Mutant

{1}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Angel Wizard

Flying, lifelink If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. Warp {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

First strike, haste Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has haste.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Whenever you gain life, put a charge counter on Excalibur II. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Excalibur II. Equip {3}

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of historic permanents you control. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) Equipped creature gets +10/+0 and has vigilance. Equip legendary creature {2}

Creature — Djinn Wizard

Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target player mills three cards. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, that player mills ten cards instead.

Sorcery

Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.

Creature — Tyranid

Ravenous (This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X is 5 or more, draw a card when it enters.) Bio-plasmic Barrage — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to each player and each other creature.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Creature — Ooze

{B}{G}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Sorcery

Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you put fewer than two lands onto the battlefield this way, proliferate a number of times equal to the difference. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Instant

Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Draw a card.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Choose a number between 0 and 10. Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to the chosen number.

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Choose target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead choose target creature. Exile the chosen creature, then its controller gains life equal to its mana value.

Creature — Human Peasant

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Artifact

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

Sorcery

You may play an additional land this turn. Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You take the initiative.

Sorcery

Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. Explosive Getaway deals 4 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for time or money. For each time vote, take an extra turn after this one. For each money vote, choose a permanent owned by the voter and gain control of it. Exile Expropriate.

Creature — Angel

Flying If you would lose the game, instead exile this creature and your life total becomes equal to your starting life total.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonenchantment creatures.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, destroy target noncreature permanent. Then this Spacecraft deals 4 damage to each creature. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 5+.) 5+ | Flying, trample

Creature — Human Rogue

Lifelink When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this creature.

Artifact

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile target land you control. Whenever a land with the same name as the exiled card is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.

Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Warrior

Trample This creature gets +1/+0 for each oil counter on it. When this creature enters and whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Legendary Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a black Dragon with base power and toughness 4/2, has flying and deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) When Eye of Nidhogg is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Legendary Land

Colorless Eldrazi spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. {7}, {T}: Search your library for a colorless creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace Assassin spells you cast have freerunning {B}{B}. (You may cast a spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Whenever Ezio deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} if that player has 10 or less life. When you do, that player loses the game.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.