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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has double strike. Whenever equipped creature attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap it. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Equip {3}

Artifact Creature — Golem

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost. (You still pay any additional costs.)

Creature — Elemental

First strike Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, goad each creature target player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, if you cast it, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Whenever you cast a spell during your turn other than your first spell that turn, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token. Whenever a Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Zombie that entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Creature — Plant Wurm

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. Warp {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Paradigm (Then exile this spell. After you first resolve a spell with this name, you may cast a copy of it from exile without paying its mana cost at the beginning of each of your first main phases.)

Legendary Artifact

Flash If a player would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. {4}, {T}, Exile Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant: Return to the battlefield tapped all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

First strike When Gerrard dies, exile it and return to the battlefield all artifact and creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and gains reach.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. + {2} — Destroy target creature if no other creature has greater power.

Instant

Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target creature or enchantment spell. • Return one or two target creatures and/or enchantments you own to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Lizard Mercenary

Ward—Pay 2 life. Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each opponent who lost life this turn. Whenever you cast a Lizard spell, Gev deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Legendary Planeswalker — Dihada

Protection from permanents with corruption counters on them +1: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Put a corruption counter on up to one other target creature or planeswalker. −3: Gain control of target creature or planeswalker until end of turn. Untap it and put a corruption counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn. −7: Gain control of each permanent with a corruption counter on it.

Creature — Drake

Flying During turns other than yours, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Vampire

Trample Whenever you attack, choose one — • Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. • Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Legendary Creature — Fungus Shaman

Ghave enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Enchantment

Tap two untapped artifacts you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Elf Scout

{2}{G}: Target creature you control can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less this turn.

Artifact

Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, that player draws three cards.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Haste Nontoken creatures you control have "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target token you control that entered this turn."

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {3} This Equipment's equip ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets a colorless creature.

Instant

Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever Ghost-Spider attacks, she deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Artifact

{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Artifact

{T}: Each player mills a card.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, return a Zombie card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie Treefolk

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Tyranid Human

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Three Autostubs — Whenever another source you control deals exactly 1 damage to a permanent or player, Ghyrson Starn deals 2 damage to that permanent or player.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control. {T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.

Creature — Insect

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Insect

Trample Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Other creatures you control have trample and ward {2}.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. 0: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."

Instant

Gideon's Reproach deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Creature — Aetherborn Vampire

Deathtouch, lifelink

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying and lifelink.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, you gain 3 life. Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, scry 2. Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.

Instant

Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.