Tilted Gaming

Sorcery

Suspend 3—{R}{R} Shuffle all permanents you own into your library, then reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put all non-Aura permanent cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then do the same for Aura cards, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. • Return target Cave card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them into your graveyard, then create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token for each card put into your graveyard this way. Those tokens have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Sorcery

Target player mills ten cards.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf

First strike, deathtouch Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one — • You draw a card and lose 1 life. • Destroy target enchantment. • Remove up to three counters from target permanent.

Creature — Phyrexian Advisor

This creature enters with three oil counters on it. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has infect. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. When this artifact enters, proliferate. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Corrupted — {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Creature — Spirit Scout

Flying Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Artifact — Treasure

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on this artifact.

Land

{T}: Add {U}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control an Island or a Swamp.

Enchantment Creature — Cat Beast

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If this creature would die, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Whenever you scry, choose one and Glorfindel gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Glorfindel must be blocked this turn if able. • Glorfindel can't be blocked by more than one creature each combat this turn.

Creature — Vampire Soldier

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Creature — Angel

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of each combat, if you have more life than an opponent, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Counter target creature spell. If it was a legendary spell, the Ring tempts you.

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. • Target land gains "{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}" until end of turn. • Draw a card if you control a creature with power 3 or greater. • You gain 3 life.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature — Cat Mount

Lifelink Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Saddle 2 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "You may look at the top card of your library any time" and "Whenever this creature attacks, it explores." (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.) Equip {2}

Creature — Zombie Mutant

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they get four rad counters. Whenever a player mills a nonland card, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Cleric

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Legendary Creature — Jellyfish

Flying At the beginning of your end step, choose a player. They put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Choose a second player to draw a card. Then choose a third player to create two Treasure tokens.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Beast

Kicker {2}{G} (You may pay an additional {2}{G} as you cast this spell.) If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}. Spend this mana only to cast an Elf creature spell. {T}: Target attacking Elf you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Dryad Horror

Deathtouch Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Creature — Gnoll

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn. Menace Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature — Goblin Shaman

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Goblin creatures attack each combat if able.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

Enchantment

Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

{3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Goblin

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.

Creature — Goblin

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature — Goblin Wizard

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Goblin Mutant

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. {3}{R}, {T}: If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent this turn, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "{R}, Sacrifice this token: This token deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to itself.

Creature — Goblin

Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.

Creature — Goblin

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.) Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.