Tilted Gaming

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste. (They can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature — Bird

Flying If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. {1}{W}: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Creature — Human Soldier

Aura spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. Equip {2}{R}

Creature — Slith

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, it gains first strike until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Goblin Sorcerer

This spell can't be countered. Ward—Pay 2 life. Spells you control can't be countered. Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Whenever equipped creature attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap each attacking creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Equip {3}{R}

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. If that creature is an Assassin, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike. Equip {2}

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {4}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land

When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {4}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Sorcery

You may tap or untap target permanent, then you may tap or untap another target permanent. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Instant

Exile X target artifacts and/or creatures. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain trample, haste, and annihilator 1 until end of turn. Trample, haste, annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.)

Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon Dragon

Flying When Hidetsugu and Kairi enters, draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. When Hidetsugu and Kairi dies, exile the top card of your library. Target opponent loses life equal to its mana value. If it's an instant or sorcery card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Instant

If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.

Creature — Tyranid

Frenzied Metabolism — As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may remove any number of +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each counter removed this way. Vigilance, reach, ward {2} Titanic — This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Creature — Zombie

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Creature — Faerie Warlock

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was bargained, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying You may cast spells as though they had flash.

Creature — Elk

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Enchantment

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. {4}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 5 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. (They each put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.) Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Elf Citizen

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever another nontoken creature dies, draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flash Flying When this Vehicle enters, tap up to one target creature. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Djinn Monk

Flying The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Sorcery

You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{U}{U} ({2}{U}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever Higure deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a Ninja card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {2}: Target Ninja creature can't be blocked this turn.

Sorcery

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit

Flying, trample Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each target. Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast for each target.

Instant

Counter target spell that targets you or a permanent you control. Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.