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Creature — Bat Bird

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, you may mill three cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature — Elemental

First strike, trample, haste Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. When this creature enters, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Whenever you sacrifice another creature or artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

First strike, trample, lifelink Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {5}. Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Sorcery

Lightning Javelin deals 3 damage to any target. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Goblin Pirate

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a Pirate spell, untap this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample. {2}{R}, Sacrifice this Equipment: It deals 3 damage to any target. Equip {1}

Instant

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Rat Otter

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Angel Wizard

Vigilance When this creature enters, each opponent exiles a card from their hand and may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each spell cast this way costs {1} more to cast. Each land played this way enters tapped.

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle. Untap it. • Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Faerie Shapeshifter

Flying {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {X}: This creature becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except it has flying and this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast a multicolored instant or sorcery spell from your hand, exile that spell instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, it becomes plotted. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana

+2: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature. −3: Destroy target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it. −10: Return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card. +1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. −4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. −9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you draw four cards and you lose 4 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control four or more Demons with different names, you win the game.

Enchantment

Zombies you control get +1/+1. When this enchantment enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana

+1: Target player discards a card. −2: Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. −8: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature — Frog Druid

Reach {1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Flashback {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying When Linvala enters, if an opponent has more life than you, you gain 5 life. When Linvala enters, if an opponent controls more creatures than you, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {2}

Enchantment Creature — Cat Glimmer

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Whenever you attack, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat

{W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant modified creature (Equipment, Auras its controller controls, and counters are modifications.) Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance and reach. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Instant

Create a Lander token. Then you may sacrifice an artifact. When you do, Lithobraking deals 2 damage to each creature. (A Lander token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Legendary Creature — Dragon Shaman

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. + {2} — Return up to two creature cards with total mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.")

Artifact Creature — Toy

When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Lizard

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Token Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}.

Enchantment

If one or more counters would be put on a creature, Spacecraft, or Planet you control, twice that many of each of those kinds of counters are put on it instead. Warp {G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this enchantment at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Dryad Horror

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.