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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and loses flying. Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Lizard

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of noncreature spells they've cast this turn.

Creature — Cat Rogue

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control another artifact. {2}{W}: Search your library for a card named Magitek Infantry, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Elemental Pirate

Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent. Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Instant

Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token. Crew 2

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it, then shuffles. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exchange life totals with target opponent. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature — Human Wizard

Creatures without flying can't attack.

Creature — Human Wizard

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Bird

Flying, trample Ward—Discard a card. Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally

First strike Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, they lose 2 life.

Creature — Chimera

Majestic Myriarch's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of creatures you control. At the beginning of each combat, this creature gains flying until end of turn if you control a creature with flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Instant

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Creature — Zombie Horror

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard.

Enchantment

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. If you do, it becomes plotted. Put the rest into your hand. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying, protection from white When this creature enters, each opponent loses life equal to the number of Vampires you control. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If the creature you control entered this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then those creatures fight each other.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Plant Horror

Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate

Flash Flying Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying {2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Dragon Warlock

Flying When this creature enters, sacrifice any number of artifacts, enchantments, and/or tokens, then draw that many cards.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

Create a 5/5 green Elephant creature token. Harmonize {5}{G}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Enchantment

This enchantment enters with X charge counters on it. Remove a charge counter from this enchantment: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has no charge counters on it, return it to its owner's hand.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

Enchantment

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Sorcery

Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.

Creature — Hydra

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}: Add {C}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Enchantment

If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces twice as much of that mana instead.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. This artifact has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this artifact's abilities.

Instant

Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.

Instant

Tap all lands target player controls and that player loses all unspent mana.

Artifact

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap this artifact. At the beginning of your draw step, if this artifact is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.