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Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a legendary green creature. {T}: Add {G}. {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token, then mill three cards. Activate only as a sorcery. (Melds with Titania, Voice of Gaea.)

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Kraken

Arixmethes enters tapped with five slumber counters on it. As long as Arixmethes has a slumber counter on it, it's a land. (It's not a creature.) Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a slumber counter from Arixmethes. {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Artifact

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Creature — Dinosaur

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Elf Artificer

When this creature enters, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Armadillo

Ward {1} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) {3}{W}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.

Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, you may reveal a Dinosaur card from your hand. If you do or if you control another Dinosaur, you gain 3 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 4 damage to target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch Other Assassins you control get +2/+0. Disguise {B}{R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Sorcery

Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) The first artifact spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. {1}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {5}{U}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. {2}{R}: Level 2 Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {2}{R}: Level 3 If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Arwen enters with an indestructible counter on it. {1}, Remove an indestructible counter from Arwen: Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on Arwen.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control two or more legendary creatures. Scry 2, then draw two cards.

Snow Creature — Spirit

{S}{S}: This creature becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3. {S}{S}{S}: If this creature is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4. {S}{S}{S}{S}: If this creature is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Enchantment

Creatures you control have hexproof. {1}{G}: Regenerate target creature. (The next time it would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on this enchantment. Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a spell you cast with mana value X or less, where X is the number of time counters on this enchantment.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has flying, first strike, and vigilance.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Noble

Whenever Ashe attacks, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment

Players can't cast spells from graveyards or activate abilities of cards in graveyards. Whenever a creature dies, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok

+2: Exile the top three cards of target opponent's library. −X: Put a creature card with mana value X exiled with Ashiok onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a Nightmare in addition to its other types. −10: Exile all cards from all opponents' hands and graveyards.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok

+2: Draw a card. Each player mills two cards. −5: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. −11: Gain control of all creatures target opponent controls.

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok

If you would pay life while your library has at least that many cards in it, exile that many cards from the top of your library instead. +1: Look at the top two cards of your library. Exile one of them and put the other into your hand. −2: Create two 1/1 black Nightmare creature tokens with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, if a card was put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." −7: Target player exiles the top X cards of their library, where X is the total mana value of cards you own in exile.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Kindred Instant — Elemental

Choose two — • Create a token that's a copy of target Elemental you control. • Target player draws two cards. • Ashling's Command deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. • Target player creates two Treasure tokens.

Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand."

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

Haste Celebration — Whenever Ash attacks, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ash.

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Instant

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.)

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying and toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by that creature also get a poison counter.)

Creature — Human Assassin

{1}: This creature gains your choice of flying, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Amass Orcs X, then Goblins and Orcs you control gain double strike and haste until end of turn. (To amass Orcs X, put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. Equip {3}

Enchantment

Creatures you control have reach. Sacrifice this enchantment: Create three tapped X/X green Treefolk creature tokens, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. Put a reach counter on each of them.