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Creature — Elemental

Menace This creature enters with six -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying When this creature enters, creatures you control gain flying and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When this creature enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Bat Warrior

Flying, deathtouch Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, Bats you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior

Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw cards equal to the mana value of the sacrificed permanent.

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery

You draw a card and you lose 1 life. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-0 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, exile this creature unless you pay 2 life."

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Double strike Whenever a Goblin or Orc you control deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature — Orc Rogue

Deathtouch, haste {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a creature card, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Slug Horror

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice another creature or land.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Villain

Lifelink Morlun enters with X +1/+1 counters on him. When Morlun enters, he deals X damage to target opponent.

Sorcery

Exile any number of target creatures. At the beginning of the next end step, return those cards to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you. Exile Morningtide's Light.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As Morophon enters, choose a creature type. Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Insect

Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. {T}: Add {B}.

Creature — Elemental Hydra

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Land

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Fox Warrior

Flying {3}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Creature — Horse

Trample, haste Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn. If a Food entered under your control this turn, untap those creatures and they get an additional +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Land

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Flash Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -3/-0 until your next turn.

Legendary Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.

Legendary Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control a Dragon.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Human

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Legendary Creature — Rhino Warrior

Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Instant

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Transmute {1}{U}{U} ({1}{U}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Raccoon Warrior

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R} or {G} for each Raccoon you control. Whenever you expend 4, you gain 3 life. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) Whenever you expend 8, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Lifelink

Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar

During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard. (If a card has multiple permanent types, choose one as you play it.)

Land

As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. This land is the chosen type.

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {T}: Add {C}{C}.