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Creature — Elf Scout

Whenever you scry, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Cat

This creature enters with eight revival counters on it if you cast it. When this creature dies, if it had a revival counter on it, return it to the battlefield with one fewer revival counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." Mutsunokami — Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ninja's Kunai: Ninja's Kunai deals 3 damage to any target." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}{B}: Level 2 Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. {B}: Level 3 Creature cards in your graveyard have sneak {3}{B}. You may cast creature spells from your graveyard using their sneak abilities.

Creature — Vampire Shade

Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}. {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Nissa. +1: Untap target land you control. You may have it become a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste and menace until end of turn. It's still a land. −5: You may put a creature card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control onto the battlefield from your hand or graveyard with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic Forest cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, search your library for up to three basic Forest cards instead of two.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 7 life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa

+1: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. −3: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land you control enters, you may draw a card."

Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa

+1: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. −2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. −7: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa

Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. +1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. −8: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa

+1: Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with trample. It's still a land. +1: Untap up to four target Forests. −7: Search your library for any number of basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Those lands become 4/4 Elemental creatures with trample. They're still lands.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard

Flying Whenever Niv-Mizzet deals damage to a player, you may draw a card. {U}{R}: Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard

This spell can't be countered. Flying Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard

Flying Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. {T}: Draw a card.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. For each opponent who does, you gain protection from that player until your next turn." (You can't be targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything controlled by that player.)

Creature — Human Druid

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Enchantment Creature — Unicorn

Bestow {5}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) All creatures able to block this creature or enchanted creature do so. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped and with three coin counters on it. {T}, Remove a coin counter from this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Destroy target creature. If the gift wasn't promised, you lose 2 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Creature — Snake

Reach Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Vigilance Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target enchantment card from your graveyard this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact

({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {W/P} for each of those creatures.

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying, first strike Whenever a commander you control enters or attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls deal combat damage to you, that opponent gets a poison counter. Whenever a player attacks, if one or more players being attacked are poisoned, the attacking player draws a card.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1 and put an oil counter on this artifact. {1}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Draw a card.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Creature — Horror

Weird Insight — When this creature dies, roll a d20. 1—9 | You draw a card and you lose 1 life. 10—19 | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. 20 | You draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

Creature — Human Rogue

Flash If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

Kindred Sorcery — Rogue

Prowl {5}{U} (You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Rogue.) Create X 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn. If this spell's prowl cost was paid, take an extra turn after this one.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Warp {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. They gain vigilance until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Sorcery

Each player who controls the most creatures investigates. Then destroy all creatures. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact Creature — Construct

Menace When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever this creature or another Zombie enters, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.