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Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Sorcery

Converge — You draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Creature — Human Wizard

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Dog

Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist Haste Whenever Pako attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons. • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Dragons — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Other Dinosaurs you control have haste. When this creature enters, create two 0/1 green Dinosaur Egg creature tokens. At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control one or more Eggs, sacrifice an Egg, then create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, vigilance, trample Palladia-Mors has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever Pantlaza or another Dinosaur you control enters, you may discover X, where X is that creature's toughness. Do this only once each turn. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with that mana value or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact Creature — Frog

When this creature leaves the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Equip {1}

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.

Instant

Return any number of target nonland, nontoken permanents you control to their owners' hands. Draw a card for each card returned to your hand this way.

Creature — Human Warrior

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. {R}, {T}: Another target red creature you control gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Enchantment

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Artifact Creature — Clue Myr

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Instant

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil. Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U} (If you cast this spell for {6}{U}{U}{U}, also put six +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Creature — Lizard Wizard

Noncreature spells you cast from exile have convoke. (Each creature you tap while casting a noncreature spell from exile pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. If you do, exile the top two cards of your library, then choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.

Creature — Tiefling Warlock

Lifelink When this creature enters, you take the initiative. At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Toy

Double strike This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Creature — Beast

Delirium — This creature can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card. (You may put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Wurm

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have trample.

Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. If a colorless creature is dealt damage this way, tap it." Equip {2}

Sorcery

Each player chooses a creature type. Each player returns all creature cards of a type chosen this way from their graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.

Creature — Dragon Noble

When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Rabbit Warrior

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Trample Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.

Artifact — Vehicle

{1}{W}: Another target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an Otter. Draw two cards.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Sorcery

Target player draws cards equal to half the number of cards in their library and loses half their life. Round up each time.

Instant

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If the gift was promised, instead return two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.