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Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Knight

First strike, protection from red and from white Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dragon

Double strike When this creature enters from your graveyard, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw three cards. Unearth {3}{R}{R} (Melds with Mishra, Claimed by Gix.)

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Trample Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, pay any amount of life. {4}, {T}: Create an X/X black Phyrexian Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as this artifact entered.

Enchantment

{1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror

As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

When this creature dies, create three 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens. Encore {12} ({12}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever a player draws a card, that player loses 2 life unless they pay {2}.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to your hand unless target opponent has this enchantment deal 3 damage to them.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. (You may choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker. If a Dragon was beheld, surveil 2.

Artifact Creature — Boar Toy

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Bird Scout

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." Warp {U/R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 10 damage to up to one target creature. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one — • Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card. • Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. • Check Map — Untap up to two target lands. Equip {2}

Legendary Creature — Human Detective

Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Soldier

Vigilance, ward {1} {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that type.)

Instant

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Advisor

Partner with Merry, Warden of Isengard (When this creature enters, target player may put Merry into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {1}, {T}: Create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice four Foods: Other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Fish Insect

Flying This creature enters tapped.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card." Equip Pirate {1} Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Pirate you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Human

Partner with Toothy, Imaginary Friend (When this creature enters, target player may put Toothy into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) If one or more counters would be put on a permanent your team controls, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Defender {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. {2}, {T}: When you next activate an exhaust ability that isn't a mana ability this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant

Target creature you control fights another target creature. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards. Plot {1}{B}{B} (You may pay {1}{B}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Pirate

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Beast

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control. Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures you don't control. They can't be regenerated.