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Creature — Vampire Cleric

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Instant

Choose target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's power plus its toughness.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Kithkin Soldier

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Whenever this creature attacks, you may put a Soldier creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Sorcery

Scry 2, then draw a card. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Instant

Return target spell or nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with equal or lesser mana value from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. Equip {3}

Enchantment

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if it's not that player's turn, destroy that land.

Creature — Cat

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

Creature — Cat

This creature gets +1/+1 for each other Cat you control. {W}, {T}, Exert this creature: Create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature — Human Warlock

{T}, Pay 3 life, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery. Unearth {3}{W}{B} ({3}{W}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.

Sorcery

Choose two — • Target player gains 7 life. • Put target noncreature permanent on top of its owner's library. • Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. • Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

Exile the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you do, repeat this process.

Enchantment

If one or more tokens would be created, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.

Legendary Sorcery

(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.) Return all legendary permanent cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature. This creature has trample as long as it has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Spirit

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Instant

Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying Ward—Pay 5 life. Instant and sorcery spells you cast have storm. (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery

Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchantment

Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever a creature enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Boar

Whenever you gain life, put that many ribbon counters on this creature. Then if there are three or more ribbon counters on this creature, remove those counters and untap it. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Snake Wizard

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, return to their owners' hands all creatures your opponents control with toughness less than the exploited creature's toughness.

Sorcery

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Creature — Human Warrior

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar

Protection from everything If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Instant

Each opponent gets a poison counter. Draw a card.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it. At the beginning of each end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice this enchantment and return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

Land — Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.

Enchantment

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.