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Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever one or more Vehicles you control attack, create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Snake Wizard

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, return to their owners' hands all creatures your opponents control with toughness less than the exploited creature's toughness.

Sorcery

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Creature — Human Warrior Performer

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Creature — Kor Cleric

When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Creature — Bear Druid

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Phyrexian Cat Cleric

When this creature enters, incubate 3 X times. (To incubate 3, create an Incubator token with three +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) {T}: Transform target Incubator token you control.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: The next spell of the chosen type you cast this turn can be cast as though it had flash.

Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar

Protection from everything If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Sorcery

Each player puts a vow counter on a creature they control and sacrifices the rest. Each of those creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control for as long as it has a vow counter on it.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it. At the beginning of each end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice this enchantment and return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Creature tokens you control have evolve. (They have "Whenever a creature you control enters, if it has greater power or toughness than this token, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." They see this creature enter.) {3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Giant Wizard

Delirium — When this creature enters, choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose both instead. • This creature deals 4 damage to any target. • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Human Wizard

Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step. You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.

Artifact Creature — Cat

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Creature — Halfling Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by equipped creature also get a poison counter.) Equip {1}

Creature — Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it. Whenever a +1/+1 counter is removed from this creature, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Creature — Giant Soldier

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to this creature instead.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

Sorcery

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, your life total becomes 26. Your life total becomes 26.

Instant

Provoke the Trolls deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls. Equip {2}

Creature — Cat Beast

Vigilance Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

Whenever a player chooses one or more targets, each player reveals the top card of their library. The player who reveals the card with the greatest mana value may change the target or targets. If two or more cards are tied for greatest, the target or targets remain unchanged. Changing targets this way doesn't trigger abilities of permanents named Psychic Battle.

Creature — Fungus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {1}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Draw a card.

Creature — Salamander Drake

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature All creatures attack enchanted creature's controller each combat if able. When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Creature — Ogre Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Instant

Put target face-up exiled card into its owner's graveyard.

Instant

Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}. Pumpkin Bombardment deals 3 damage to target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Villain

Whenever you attack, goad target creature an opponent controls. It can't block this turn. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever one or more goaded creatures deal combat damage to one of your opponents, create a Treasure token.

Instant

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all creatures with power 2 or less. If you lose the flip, destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls. If that creature is a Zombie, this creature deals 2 damage to it instead.

Creature — Octopus Starfish

When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {2}{B}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Worm

This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature died this turn. Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Creature — Whale

When this creature enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with "This token can't block" and "Creatures you control attack each combat if able." Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost {3} more to cast.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Sorcery

Return all Mount and Vehicle cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Vehicles you control become artifact creatures until end of turn. Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Trample, haste Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Creature — Zombie Imp

Discard a card: This creature gains flying until end of turn. Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and can't block.

Sorcery

Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.