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Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. {B}{R}: This artifact becomes a 3/1 black and red Devil artifact creature with first strike until end of turn.

Sorcery

Rakdos's Return deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards X cards.

Legendary Creature — Demon

Flying, trample When Rakdos enters, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." Whenever an outlaw you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Creature — Elf Druid Rogue

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. {2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. Adamant — If at least three white mana was spent to cast this spell, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn. Choose one — • Create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens with prowess. • Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+2 until end of turn. • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 blue and red Elemental creature tokens.

Creature — Dog

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. Whenever an Angel you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Lizard Berserker

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Snake Cleric

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R}. {2}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: This land deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, firebending 2 When Ran and Shaw enter, if you cast them and there are three or more Dragon and/or Lesson cards in your graveyard, create a token that's a copy of Ran and Shaw, except it's not legendary. {3}{R}: Dragons you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior

Flying, vigilance The first card you foretell each turn costs {0} to foretell. Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your hand or a spell or ability you control exiles one or more permanents from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. {1}{G}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. {3}{G}: Level 3 You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.

Creature — Bird

Flying {3}, {T}, Tap another untapped creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has reach. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf

Flying, first strike, haste Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — • Each player creates a Treasure token. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Sorcery

Choose one or more — • Each player discards two cards. • Each player loses 4 life. • Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Raphael must be blocked if able. Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Instant

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Instant

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Monkey

Whenever you cast your first spell during each of your turns, exile the top card of target opponent's library and create a Treasure token. Then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with mana value less than the number of artifacts you control. If you don't cast it this way, you may cast it this turn.

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser mana value. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.

Artifact

{T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact.

Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Human Shaman

{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. Morph {2} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, add {G}{U}{R}.

Creature — Human Citizen

{T}: Add {G}. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add {G}{G} instead.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Plant Bard

{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that entered this turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land — Island Mountain Plains

({T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Bird

Flying Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Beast Horror

When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Corrupted — When this creature enters, sacrifice a creature unless an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Creature — Rat

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, choose one — • This creature gains haste until end of turn. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.