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Instant

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Creature — Eldrazi

({C} represents colorless mana.) Trample, haste Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Legendary Artifact

{2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Vedalken Wizard

As this creature enters, choose a basic land type. Lands you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types.

Instant

Return up to X target cards from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the number of black permanents target opponent controls as you cast this spell.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy target land. • Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Entwine {1}{G} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, defending player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Creature — Skeleton Warrior

{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Affinity for Equipment (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Equipment you control.) Rebel Salvo deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. That permanent loses indestructible until end of turn.

Sorcery

Choose target land. Create three tokens that are copies of it, except they're 3/3 creatures in addition to their other types and they have vigilance and menace. (They're affected by summoning sickness.)

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand. If you've discarded a card this turn, draw a card.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Reckless Abandon deals 4 damage to any target.

Creature — Goblin Warrior Ally

Surge {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.) Haste When this creature enters, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create X 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature tokens, where X is the number of Vehicles you control plus the number of Equipment you control. For each of those tokens, you may attach an Equipment you control to it.

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle enters with three charge counters on it. {2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this Vehicle: Draw a card. Then if there are no charge counters on this Vehicle, create a Treasure token and a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Crew 3

Instant

Put target card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Sorcery

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.) Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, search your library for two basic land cards instead of one.

Creature — Elf Shaman

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If a creature enters this way, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying Unearth {2} ({2}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact card, up to one target enchantment card, up to one target instant card, up to one target sorcery card, and up to one target planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Reconstruct History.

Creature — Human Soldier

{3}{W}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Draw cards equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Menace When this creature enters, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block." At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Instant

Redcap Melee deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a nonred permanent is dealt damage this way, you sacrifice a land.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain

Ward {2} Red Ghost can't be blocked. Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 3/3 red Ape Villain creature token with haste.

Artifact Creature — Clue Fish

Haste This creature attacks each combat if able. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Instant

You may choose new targets for target spell.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Defender {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Destroy up to X target artifacts. If X is 5 or more, for each artifact destroyed this way, create a token that's a copy of it. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact Creature — Robot Cat

Haste Warp {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, copy that spell. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.

Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+7 until end of turn. Untap it.

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever you tap a land for mana while you're the monarch, add an additional one mana of any color.

Creature — Cat

Other Cats you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. (Damage dealt by those creatures also causes you to gain that much life.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.

Creature — Dinosaur

Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1.