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Sorcery

Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life. You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Instant

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Return target creature or planeswalker you don't control to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, put that permanent on the bottom of its owner's library instead.

Creature — Human Samurai

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flash Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Enchantment

You may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for Zombie creature spells you cast.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +0/+2 and another target creature gets -2/-0.

Enchantment

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.) When this enchantment enters, if it was kicked, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying. Whenever you cast a kicked spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Instant

Populate. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Plant Horror

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast spells from your graveyard. {G}{U}, {T}, Exile this creature: Return target card with flashback you own from exile to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman

{2}, Return Rootha to its owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Treefolk

When this creature dies, search your library for a creature card with power or toughness 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life." (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Sliver

This spell can't be countered. Sliver spells can't be countered.

Sorcery

Mill three cards, then return a land card or Elf card from your graveyard to your hand. If you can't, draw a card. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, each opponent may search their library for up to three basic land cards. They each put one of those cards onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. Face-down creatures you control have menace. Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Giant Shaman

When Rosheen enters, mill six cards. You may put a card with {X} in its mana cost from among them into your hand. {T}: Reveal any number of cards with {X} in their mana cost in your hand. Add {C}{C} for each card revealed this way. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

Creature — Demon

Trample Decayed (This creature can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) Renew — {X}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a decayed counter on each of X target creatures. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elemental

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Instant

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) Flashback {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie Kraken

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Mouse Raccoon

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Rowan

+1: Up to one target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. −2: Rowan deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. Those creatures can't block this turn. −9: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. Draw three cards.

Creature — Human Peasant Ally

When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying This Vehicle enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Crew 2

Creature — Elemental

Rubblehulk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. Bloodrush — {1}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Crab

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Spirit

{W}, {T}: Exile target land you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Creature — Orc Pirate

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to the card's mana value.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.) {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target colorless creature that entered this turn.

Legendary Creature — Goblin

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever Rulik Mons attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you didn't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Land

Vigilance When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the bottom.) {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Rumbling Rockslide deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

Instant

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice with flying.

Instant

Choose one or both — • The owner of target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Trample This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact and/or enchantment card in your graveyard.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.