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Enchantment Creature — Human Monk

{5}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target enchantment creature. It gains trample until end of turn.

Enchantment

{1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Creature — Devil Horror

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain

Flying {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of creatures you control.

Legendary Creature — Demon Noble

Flying Prince of Chaos — When Be'lakor enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Demons you control. Lord of Torment — Whenever another Demon you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Human Knight

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Creature — Human Soldier

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Creature — Phyrexian Human Soldier

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Artifact

Untap this artifact during each other player's untap step. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Each player separates all nontoken lands they control into two piles. For each player, one of their piles is chosen by one of their opponents of their choice. Destroy all lands in the chosen piles. Tap all lands in the other piles.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater, draw a card. Then if creatures you control have total toughness 20 or greater, untap each creature you control. Then if creatures you control have total toughness 40 or greater, each opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment or pay {2}. Betrayer's Bargain deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, choose up to one — • Target creature becomes prepared. (Only creatures with prepare spells can become prepared.) • Target creature becomes unprepared.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue

When Bilbo enters or leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you. Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Creature — Goblin Assassin

When this creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, they discard it. Otherwise, you may put a face-up exiled card they own into their graveyard.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It deals damage to you equal to its power. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Hydra Mutant

Trample This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Ooze

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token. At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each Ooze you control. {1}{G}{G}{G}: Create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token.

Sorcery

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures.

Creature — Merfolk Performer

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control.

Creature — Insect Artificer

When this creature enters, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") {8}: Draw two cards and create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each modified creature you control." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) Equip {2}

Creature — Ooze

Oozes you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a commander, create a token that's a copy of this creature.