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Creature — Human Soldier

Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever this creature trains, exile up to one other target creature from the battlefield or creature card from a graveyard. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put the exiled cards onto the battlefield under their owners' control.

Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Human Assassin

Menace {2}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. At the beginning of your end step, if you sacrificed one or more permanents this turn, this creature deals that much damage to any target.

Creature — Human Archer

When this creature enters, choose up to one — • Destroy target artifact an opponent controls. • This creature fights target Zombie an opponent controls.

Instant

Counter target spell. Foretell {1}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Sorcery

Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Crocodile

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Lizard Druid

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4. Overload {4}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. Elementals you control gain haste until end of turn. (They can attack and {T} this turn.)

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card or Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Token Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Web-slinging {R}{G} (You may cast this spell for {R}{G} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.) Trample Sensational Save — If Scarlet Spider was cast using web-slinging, he enters with X +1/+1 counters on him, where X is the mana value of the returned creature.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When Scarlet Spider enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on him. Mayhem {B/R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {B/R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Legendary Creature — Mutant Warlock Hero

Flying Whenever Scarlet Witch deals combat damage to a player, look at the top two cards of your library, then exile them face down. Then you may cast a Hero or noncreature spell from among cards exiled with Scarlet Witch without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery — Lesson

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you control an attacking legendary creature. Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards a card, and loses 3 life.

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}{R} ({2}{R}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.

Creature — Ooze

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Advisor

Whenever you proliferate, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Human Citizen

As this creature enters, you may choose a nonland permanent. Activated abilities of the chosen permanent can't be activated. This creature has all activated abilities of the chosen permanent except for loyalty abilities. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate those abilities.

Creature — Sphinx

Flying When this creature enters, you may cast target instant, sorcery, or artifact card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Instant

Choose one — • Do Homework — Draw three cards. • Fight Crime — Counter target spell. Draw a card.

Creature — Avatar

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Dragon

Domain — This spell costs {2} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. Flying Each creature you control has vigilance if it's white, hexproof if it's blue, lifelink if it's black, first strike if it's red, and trample if it's green.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "The first time you would draw a card each turn, instead look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your graveyard and the other back on top of your library. Then draw a card."

Creature — Tiefling Shaman

Flash Cone of Cold — When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Tap that creature. 10—20 | Tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Avatar

Flying {2}: Search your library for a Dragon permanent card and put it into your graveyard. If you do, Scion of the Ur-Dragon becomes a copy of that card until end of turn. Then shuffle.

Land — Island Mountain

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Creature — Spirit

{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Instant

Scorching Dragonfire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

Scorching Shot deals 5 damage to target creature.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Foretell {0} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Legendary Creature — Scorpion Human Villain

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Instant

Exile target permanent.

Artifact

{T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.

Creature — Crab Skeleton

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, target player mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Serpent

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature can't block. {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Human Warrior

{1}, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "{T}: Target player mills a card."