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Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. (To venture into the dungeon, enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Create Undead — Whenever you complete a dungeon, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Seismic Wave deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to each nonartifact creature target opponent controls.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. Destroy target creature.

Instant

Choose one — • Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. • Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Draw two cards.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile." Flashback {6}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. {T}: Add {W}.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. • Exile target creature with power 5 or greater. • Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G} or {W}. {G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G} or {W}. {G/W}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Flash Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Fox Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gains lifelink until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie

{T}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Vampire

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Phyrexian Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Golem creatures you control have vigilance.

Creature — Elf Knight

When this creature enters, choose one or more — • Return target card you own in exile that has an Adventure to your hand. • Put target card you don't own in exile that has an Adventure on the bottom of its owner's library. • Exile target player's graveyard.

Creature — Spider

Vigilance, reach

Instant

Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Zombie

Sacrifice another creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Mill five cards. Then you may put an artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Whenever equipped creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking that player. Equip {4}

Creature — Angel

Flying, lifelink

Creature — Angel

Flying Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature.

Land

When this land enters, you gain 1 life. Whenever an Angel you control enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Creature — Efreet

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

Instant

Destroy all Auras.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 5/5.

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is one plus the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Creature — Angel

Flying Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Creature — Avatar

Serra Avatar's power and toughness are each equal to your life total. When Serra Avatar is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Creature — Angel

You can't cast Serra Avenger during your first, second, or third turns of the game. Flying, vigilance

Creature — Angel Soldier

Flying Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Creature — Scorpion

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Chimera

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. Remove three oil counters from this creature: Draw a card. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, this creature deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards. (You can do this in addition to taking mulligans.)

Creature — Phyrexian Sphinx

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {U}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: Draw a card, then scry 2.

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Soldier

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature dies, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Human Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.

Instant

Strive — This spell costs {G} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Until end of turn, any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain "{T}: This creature fights another target creature."