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Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have flanking. (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks a Sliver, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Zombie Snake Warlock

{T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, destroy all Walls your opponents control. Whenever this creature attacks, if defending player controls no Walls, it deals 2 damage to each creature without flying that player controls.

Creature — Zombie

Tap three untapped creatures you control: Each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Wurm

Trample When this creature enters, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, trample Humans you control get +1/+1. Coven — Whenever Sigarda attacks, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Human creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying Other permanents you control have hexproof. You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Angel spells and Human spells from the top of your library.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying You and Humans you control have hexproof. {2}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Enchantment

You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash. Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may attach it to target creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {4}{W}: Exile enchanted creature. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Enchantment

Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have base power and toughness 4/4, have flying, and are Angels in addition to their other types.

Creature — Human Knight

As long as you've put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature this turn, this creature has trample and lifelink. {1}{G}{W}: Target creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it, return up to two target creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Zombie Soldier

This creature can't block. Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then each modified creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Flash First strike, protection from God creatures When Sigrid enters, exile up to one target attacking or blocking creature until Sigrid leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment Creature — Horror

This creature can't be blocked. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. • Draw a card. • This creature becomes a copy of another target creature you control.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, defending player loses 2 life.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Elf Rogue

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.

Creature — Spider

Reach {X}{G}{G}: This creature deals X damage to each creature with flying.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. If you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, counter that spell instead.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, hexproof Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, creatures defending player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have double strike.

Artifact

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature. If a Werewolf is dealt damage this way, destroy it.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Adamant — If at least three white mana was spent to cast this spell, creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {U}{B} ({U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate. Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Wolf Warrior

Trample Whenever a Wolf or Werewolf you control becomes the target of an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay {3}. When this creature enters, draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {U}.

Creature — Human Warlock

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. {4}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Choose one — • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Choose two — • Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. • Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Human Cleric

As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name. Whenever an opponent casts a spell with the chosen name, they lose 3 life and you draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, vigilance Each instant and sorcery spell you cast has casualty 1. (As you cast that spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy the spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Artifact Creature — Bird

Flying When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if X is 3 or less. Draw X cards.

Legendary Creature — Alien Hero

Flying When Silver Surfer enters, you may search your library for a card named Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Whenever Silver Surfer deals combat damage to a player, until the end of your next turn, target creature attacks that player each combat if able.

Creature — Human Knight

Flying, vigilance Silverwing Squadron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control. Whenever this creature attacks, create a number of 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance equal to the number of opponents you have.

Creature — Ape Spirit

Exile this card from your hand: Add {R}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Elf Wizard

({G/U} can be paid with either {G} or {U}.) {1}{G}: Move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto another target creature with the same controller. {1}{U}: Attach target Aura attached to a permanent to another permanent with the same controller.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G} or {U}. {G}{U}: This artifact becomes a 2/3 green and blue Crab artifact creature with hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Mutant Wizard

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) {T}, Remove one or more +1/+1 counters from this creature: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of +1/+1 counters removed this way.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.

Creature — Phyrexian Soldier

{3}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. Corrupted — {W}, {T}: Tap target creature. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Creature — Merfolk Shaman

Flash When this creature enters, put a shield counter on another target creature you control. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) You may cast Merfolk spells as though they had flash.