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Creature — Cat Knight

Flying, double strike

Creature — Cat Scout

Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and is a Knight in addition to its other types.

Creature — Insect

Flash This spell can't be countered. Reach, protection from blue

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card.

Legendary Artifact

When Skyship Weatherlight enters, search your library for any number of artifact and/or creature cards, exile them, then shuffle. {4}, {T}: Choose a card at random that was exiled with Skyship Weatherlight. Put that card into its owner's hand.

Creature — Elf Ranger

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Spider

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

Creature — Fish

Flying Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature — Zombie Drake

Flying When this creature enters, you may exile two creature cards from your graveyard. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Artifact

Whenever this artifact or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Sorcery

Choose one — • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature. • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Berserker Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent. Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Instant

Buyback—Pay 4 life. (You may pay 4 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Creature — Minotaur Shaman

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. {2}, Sacrifice another creature or an enchantment: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.) Whenever another creature you control with toxic attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Lizard

Trample Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {R}{W}, {T}: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains vigilance and haste until end of turn.

Instant

Slaying Fire deals 3 damage to any target. Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, it deals 4 damage instead.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.

Sorcery

Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Escape—{2}{U}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature and you create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked." Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Sorcery

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Plot {2}{U} (You may pay {2}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Domain — Search your library for up to two land cards that each have a basic land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Put up to one of them on top of your library and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Fungus

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Legendary Creature — Leviathan

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.)

Creature — Beast

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Sliver Construct

Legendary Creature — Sliver

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to Slivers you control. Each Sliver creature card in your graveyard has encore {X}, where X is its mana value. Encore {5} ({5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Sliver spell. {5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token. Activate only if you control a Sliver.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer

Sacrifice an artifact: Target artifact gains indestructible until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Artificer

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Legendary Creature — Ooze

Trample Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Slogurk. Remove three +1/+1 counters from Slogurk: Return it to its owner's hand. When Slogurk leaves the battlefield, return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Demon

Jolly Gutpipes — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature — Horror

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a slime counter on up to one other target creature. Non-Horror creatures with slime counters on them lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 2/2.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever an enchantment you control enters, scry 1. {2}{W}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each enchantment you control.

Creature — Plant Beast

This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If X is 2 or less, it enters tapped. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Legendary Creature — Ooze

Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Sorcery

Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature of their choice, then sacrifices a land of their choice.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or land. If an artifact is destroyed this way, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature with defender. • Smash to Dust deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Instant

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

Sorcery

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.