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Creature — Phyrexian Rat

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Eldrazi Processor

When you cast this spell, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Sorcery

Blightning deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards two cards.

Creature — Phyrexian

Defender {2}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.

Creature — Dog

Double strike Teleport — {3}{W}: This creature phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until your next turn.)

Instant

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Untap all artifacts.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land. {1}, {T}: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Artifact

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, if this artifact is untapped, that player adds {C} for each artifact they control.

Instant

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Prototype {2}{R} — 3/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Haste

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant

Blitz of the Thunder-Raptor deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Creature — Satyr Berserker

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature or enchantment: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Sorcery

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.) Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, instead return two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elf Berserker

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature — Human Berserker

This creature can't block. Delirium — This spell has cascade as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, Warrior creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Vampire

Menace When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Blood token. If you do, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Put a menace counter on a creature you control. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw three cards.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying This creature can't block. Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Multikicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} any number of times as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card for each time it was kicked.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) {3}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. • Creature tokens get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Berserker

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, if damage would be dealt to any creature, you may have that damage dealt to you instead.

Snow Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all creatures. • Destroy all planeswalkers. Then return a creature or planeswalker card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Instant

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature — Thrull

Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}.

Creature — Vampire

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. When this creature dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Druid

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")