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Creature — Lhurgoyf

Trample Terravore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Ooze

Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Cat

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

When this creature dies, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Creature — Djinn Wizard

Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}. When you do, move X +1/+1 counters from this creature onto another target creature.

Instant

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that spell and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove any number of +1/+1 counters from this creature. If you do, create that many 1/1 colorless Tetravite artifact creature tokens. They each have flying and "This token can't be enchanted." At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile any number of tokens created with this creature. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever Tetsuo attacks, if it's equipped, choose one — • Tetsuo deals damage equal to the greatest mana value among Equipment attached to it to any target. • You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to the greatest mana value among Equipment attached to Tetsuo without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Planeswalker — Teyo

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) −2: Create a 0/3 white Wall creature token with defender.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret

The first activated ability of an artifact you activate each turn costs {2} less to activate. +1: Draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. −2: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature. If it isn't a Vehicle, it has base power and toughness 4/4. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control becomes tapped, draw a card."

Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) +2: Tezzeret deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life. −3: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. −8: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) Draw two cards, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Thalakos Wizard

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature — Human Knight

First strike When this creature enters, you may search your library for a legendary card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Fungus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Fungus

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If a Saproling was sacrificed this way, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Fungus

{2}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Spider

Vigilance, reach All creatures attack each combat if able. Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis.

Legendary Artifact

At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target legendary creature card from a graveyard with a memory counter on it. {T}: Until your next turn, target legendary creature you control becomes a copy of target creature card in exile with a memory counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Hero

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on The Astonishing Ant-Man. {2}{G}, {T}, Remove any number of +1/+1 counters from The Astonishing Ant-Man: Create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Avatar Demon

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this turn. Haste The Balrog can't be blocked except by legendary creatures. When The Balrog dies, destroy target artifact or creature an opponent controls.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Draw two cards, then discard a card. III — Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library. Add {U}{U}.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Devil Warrior

Vigilance, haste {T}: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's an instant or sorcery card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard. Activate only if you have exactly zero or seven cards in hand.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Each player mills three cards. II — Exile up to two target cards from graveyards. For each creature card exiled this way, you gain 1 life. III — Return target creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Artifact

You may choose not to untap The Blackstaff of Waterdeep during your untap step. Animate Walking Statue — {1}{U}, {T}: Another target nontoken artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature for as long as The Blackstaff of Waterdeep remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 2/3 red Demon Berserker creature token with menace. II — Whenever a Berserker attacks this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. III — Add {R} for each Berserker you control. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Performer

Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create two 1/1 white Ally creature tokens. II — Search your library for a Mountain or Cave card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. III — Earthbend 3. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary and is a Mutant in addition to its other types. II, III — Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with this Saga, except it isn't legendary and is a Mutant in addition to its other types.

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Land — Sphere

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy any number of target planeswalkers. Choose a planeswalker you control. Put two loyalty counters on it for each planeswalker destroyed this way.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if your life total is 5 or less. Exile target creature or planeswalker. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that permanent and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.