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Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock Bard

Whenever Totentanz or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block." {1}{B}: Target attacking Rat you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a Knight or Equipment spell.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Giant

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total toughness of other creatures you control. Sacrifice a creature with defender: All creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Artifact

{8}, {T}: Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life. (To mill four cards, a player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Scorpion

Deathtouch When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Sliver

Whenever a Sliver deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life. {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Demon

Trample Ward—Discard a card. Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a permanent unless you gained life this turn.

Instant

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. You may reveal a permanent card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Cat Beast Mount

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) Saddle 2 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Add two mana of any one color. (The creature can attack and {T} this turn.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Avatar

Vigilance Converge — When this creature enters, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell. If you draw one or more cards this way, discard two cards.

Enchantment Creature — Griffin

Flying Aura spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Ox Avatar

Flying {T}: Add two mana of any one color.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature dies, draw a card. Equip {2} or {B}

Artifact

{T}: Create your choice of a Blood token, a Clue token, or a Food token. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with different names: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment

Ward {2} (Whenever this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Instant

Traumatic Critique deals X damage to any target. Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature or battle card from it. If you do, that player discards that card. If you don't, incubate 3. (Create an Incubator token with three +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Artifact

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Dog Scout

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Creature — Bird

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast Bird spells from the top of your library. If a land or Bird you control entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature — Human Cleric

{T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Phyrexian Drake

Flying This creature enters with an oil counter on it. This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards. Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life. When this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Creature — Demon

When this creature enters from a graveyard, target opponent gains control of it. Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Artifact

{4}, Sacrifice this artifact: Roll a d20. 1 | Trapped! — You lose 3 life. 2—9 | Create five Treasure tokens. 10—19 | You gain 3 life and draw three cards. 20 | Search your library for a card. If it's an artifact card, you may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Sorcery

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Draw three cards.

Sorcery

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Treasured Find.

Creature — Human Rogue

{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.