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Sorcery

Strive — This spell costs {2}{R} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Choose any number of target creatures you control. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

Flying If a triggered ability of another Elemental you control triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Creature — Dwarf Shaman

Double strike

Artifact Creature — Goblin Archer

Reach When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature you control When this Aura enters, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+1.

Instant

Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." Then for each Rat you control, create a Wicked Role token attached to that Rat. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell. • Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Giant Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, flip two coins. If both coins come up heads, this creature gains double strike until end of turn. If both coins come up tails, this creature gains menace until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Ty Lee attacks, you may pay {1}. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Tymaret's toughness is equal to your devotion to black. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.) {1}{B}: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 1 life for each creature card exiled this way.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior

{1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Villain

Whenever Typhoid Mary attacks, choose one at random. If you discarded a card this turn, you choose one instead. • Mary — Create a Treasure token. • Typhoid Mary — Draw a card. • Bloody Mary — Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Demon

Flying, trample As this creature enters, choose another creature you control. The chosen creature gets +3/+3 and has flying. When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the chosen creature.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target legendary creature becomes a God in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put an indestructible counter on target God.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Warrior

Creature — Phyrexian Dinosaur

Haste Toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Spirit Monk

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from this creature.

Sorcery

Scry X, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control, then draw three cards.

Land

Imprint — When this land enters, you may exile a colorless card with mana value 7 or greater from your hand. {T}: Add {C}. If a card is exiled with this land, add {C}{C} instead. {T}: Return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin

+2: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target. −X: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. −10: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Whale Wolf

Partner with Cazur, Ruthless Stalker (When this creature enters, target player may put Cazur into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Ukkima can't be blocked. When Ukkima leaves the battlefield, it deals X damage to target player and you gain X life, where X is its power.

Legendary Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever you cast an Eldrazi spell, you may pay {C}{C}. If you do, copy all spells you control, then copy all other activated and triggered abilities you control. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Mana abilities can't be copied.)

Creature — Eldrazi

Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Villain

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token. Mayhem {2}{B/R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {2}{B/R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a legendary creature. Exile all creatures and graveyards. Put Ultimate Nullification on the bottom of its owner's library.

Instant

Destroy target monocolored creature.

Legendary Creature — Octopus

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature — Human Shaman

{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature you control fights another target creature.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flying Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

Instant

Choose one — • Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. • Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Creature — Human Wizard

Auras attached to permanents you control have umbra armor. (If an enchanted permanent you control would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy an Aura attached to it.)

Legendary Creature — Ooze

Companion — Each nonland card in your starting deck shares a card type. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) As Umori enters, choose a card type. Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Toy artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/2 in addition to its other types. As long as enchanted creature is face down, it can't be turned face up.

Creature — Homunculus

{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to pay a disturb cost or cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Entwine {3}{W} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback {3}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.