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Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. It gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact

{T}, Pay 2 life, Discard a card, Sacrifice a creature: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Lizard

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Instant

You gain hexproof until your next turn. You gain 2 life. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Instant

Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Sorcery

Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.) Equip {3}

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Instant

Tap target creature you don't control. Overload {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards in your library.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Kindred Enchantment — Goblin

When this enchantment enters, you may blight 1. If you do, create two 1/1 black and red Goblin creature tokens. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a Goblin creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Faerie

Flying {2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Frog

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Rogue Ally

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Tap an untapped Ally you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an Ally spell from among cards you own exiled with this creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, draw a card. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until your next turn.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

{T}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Activate only if three or more cards left your graveyard this turn or if you've sacrificed a Food this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have double strike. (They deal both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Phyrexian Minion

Flying Echo {2}{B} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {1}

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures get +2/+0.

Creature — Nightmare Beast

Mutate {2}{B/G}{B/G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control dies while this card is in your graveyard, you may pay {1}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Wurm

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card. {2}{G}: Put this card from your graveyard into your library third from the top.

Artifact

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target land.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, add four mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. Exhaust — {X}{2}{R}: This Vehicle deals X damage to any target. Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 2

Instant

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control. Untap it.

Sorcery

Draw four cards. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment Creature — Satyr

Flash Bestow {3}{G}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.