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Land

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Lesson spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature — Zombie

Trample, haste You may cast this card from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Fungus

Whenever this creature enters or dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you take the initiative. Whenever you attack, if you or a player you're attacking has the initiative, you create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Artifact Creature — Human Rogue

{T}: Create a Treasure token. Activate only if a creature died this turn. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Land — Island Swamp

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Undergrowth — Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard as you cast this spell. Creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Basilisk

Deathtouch

Creature — Elemental

If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Enchantment

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {1}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target creature. Activate only if you control two or more artifacts.

Creature — Human Spellshaper

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Nightmare Horse

This creature can't block. Escape—{4}{B}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Underworld Fires deals 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Human Peasant

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to your devotion to black. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature — Elemental Dog

This creature attacks each combat if able. Escape—{3}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Skeleton Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, exile target creature card from your graveyard. When this creature dies, put all cards exiled with it onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Sphinx

Flying Sphinx spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Whenever Unesh or another Sphinx you control enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield and return Unexpected Results to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Draw three cards. Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, scry 3.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Creature — Spirit

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the number of modified creatures you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Instant

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying When this Vehicle enters, exile up to one target creature with toughness 5 or less. When this Vehicle leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner manifests dread. Crew 1

Instant

Unleash the Inferno deals 7 damage to target creature or planeswalker. When it deals excess damage this way, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that amount of excess damage.

Instant

Destroy target creature. If you control an artifact, Unlicensed Disintegration deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you search your library this way, put this creature on the bottom of its owner's library, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play one of those cards.

Instant

Exile target creature.

Sorcery

Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Sorcery

It becomes night. Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Flashback {2}{R}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Instant

Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.

Instant

Choose target artifact or enchantment. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Defender {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Human

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Plot {2}{B} (You may pay {2}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)