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Enchantment

{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have "Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

Target nonland permanent's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Exile target monocolored permanent.

Instant

This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. Exile target nonland permanent.

Instant

Destroy target blocking creature.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Destroy all creatures.

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger

Reach, ward {1} Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. (To venture into the dungeon, enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Legendary Creature — Troll Warrior

Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.) Sacrifice another creature: Regenerate Varolz.

Sorcery

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Artifact

Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this artifact. {2}{B}, {T}, Remove four oil counters from this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Kavu Soldier

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards.

Creature — Dwarf Rogue

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. (You may sacrifice an artifact or creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -6/-6 until end of turn instead.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Snake

{B}: This creature gains infect until end of turn. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Vedalken Artificer

{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Creature — Vedalken Rogue

This creature can't be blocked. Metalcraft — This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Creature — Vedalken Wizard

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Creature — Vedalken Guest

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result. If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.

Artifact

Whenever this artifact or another artifact you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.) Other creatures you control have intimidate. Whenever Vela or another creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, vigilance, haste Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature — Human Knight

When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target Knight you control.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Vigilance, trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage this creature dealt to that player.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying, deathtouch, haste Foretell {1}{B} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Human Druid

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Symbiote Villain

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Venom. If that creature was a Villain, draw a card.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Deathtouch

Sorcery

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Villain. Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard

Lifelink, toxic 1 Whenever you proliferate, choose one — • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Serpent

Verazol enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each mana spent to cast it. Whenever you cast a kicked spell, you may remove two +1/+1 counters from Verazol. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Sorcery

You may pay {3}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Search your library for up to four basic land cards and reveal them. Put one of them onto the battlefield tapped under an opponent's control if the {3}{G} cost was paid. Put two of them onto the battlefield tapped under your control and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Trample When this creature enters, distribute four +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.) Flying When Verix Bladewing enters, if it was kicked, create Karox Bladewing, a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Creature — Vampire

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Elemental

Flying When this creature leaves the battlefield, return target creature card with power 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Evoke {1}{W} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. {T}: Add one mana of any color.