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Artifact — Vehicle

Menace Whenever you attack, draw a card, then discard a card. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Beast

This creature enters with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Cyclops Homunculus

Whenever Borborygmos and Fblthp enters or attacks, draw a card, then you may discard any number of land cards. When you discard one or more cards this way, Borborygmos and Fblthp deals twice that much damage to target creature. {1}{U}: Put Borborygmos and Fblthp into its owner's library third from the top.

Legendary Creature — Cyclops

Trample Whenever Borborygmos Enraged deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to any target.

Snow Creature — Elf Warrior

Whenever you cast a creature spell, if {S} of any of that spell's colors was spent to cast it, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}{R}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {1}{W}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Treefolk Shaman

Treefolk spells and Shaman spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Elemental Warrior

Trample This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on another permanent you control, if it's the first time +1/+1 counters have been put on that permanent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Sorcery

Boulder Dash deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to any other target.

Instant

Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent. Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Creature — Wolf

Flash Reach

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Instant

You may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures. For each +1/+1 counter you put on a creature this way, remove a +1/+1 counter from that creature at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your first main phase, remove all flood counters from this enchantment. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on this enchantment and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.

Enchantment

Creatures with flying can't block creatures you control.

Creature — Human Advisor

While voting, you get an additional vote. (The votes can be for different choices or for the same choice.)

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put an artifact, creature, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

Target player mills three cards. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Enchantment Creature — Insect

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature that isn't enchanted. It can't be regenerated. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Phyrexian Elf Scout

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Disguise {3} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this land is turned face up, add two mana of any one color. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature — Goblin

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Artifact Creature — Golem

As this creature enters, choose a creature type. When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all creature cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 8 or less. If you don't, put that card into your hand. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Leviathan

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, tap all nonblue creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Haste

Sorcery

Destroy target land that is snow or could produce {C}. Overload {4}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

Destroy target enchantment. If a permanent you controlled or a token was destroyed this way, draw a card.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile target card from a graveyard. Reinforce 1—{W} ({W}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.)

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying, lifelink Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, if that creature entered from a graveyard or you cast it from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each of those opponents' libraries. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)