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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack, block, or crew Vehicles, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Creature — Wolf

Flash Reach

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.

Instant

You may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures. For each +1/+1 counter you put on a creature this way, remove a +1/+1 counter from that creature at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your first main phase, remove all flood counters from this enchantment. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on this enchantment and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.

Creature — Human Advisor

While voting, you get an additional vote. (The votes can be for different choices or for the same choice.)

Enchantment Creature — Insect

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature that isn't enchanted. It can't be regenerated. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Wurm

Reach, trample When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Disguise {3} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this land is turned face up, add two mana of any one color. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature — Phyrexian Elf Scout

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Cumulative upkeep {R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Enchanted creature's controller can't cast creature spells.

Creature — Goblin

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Artifact Creature — Golem

As this creature enters, choose a creature type. When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all creature cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Artifact — Equipment

When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Elf Shaman

Vigilance When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 8 or less. If you don't, put that card into your hand. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Leviathan

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, tap all nonblue creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile target card from a graveyard. Reinforce 1—{W} ({W}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.)

Sorcery

Destroy target land that is snow or could produce {C}. Overload {4}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

Destroy target enchantment. If a permanent you controlled or a token was destroyed this way, draw a card.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Haste

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying, lifelink Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, if that creature entered from a graveyard or you cast it from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. They gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Scout

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") As long as you control a token, this creature gets +2/+0.

Artifact

This artifact enters with X gem counters on it. {1}, {T}, Remove a gem counter from this artifact: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. It gets an additional +0/+2 and has first strike as long as an Equipment named Groom's Finery is attached to a creature you control. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Fox Shaman

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature. That creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less this turn.

Artifact Creature — Construct

First strike, trample When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Exile the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. You may play lands and cast spells from one of those piles. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Cat

Whenever you cast a Phyrexian creature or artifact creature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) At the beginning of each end step, if a Phyrexian died under your control this turn, proliferate.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender, reach {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever a Knight you control enters, untap this creature.

Creature — Devil

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as this creature enters. Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Boar

When this creature dies, create a 3/3 green Boar creature token.

Creature — Giant

Affinity for enchantments (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each enchantment you control.)

Creature — Human Cleric Shaman

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {1}{U}{U}, Sacrifice a creature: Counter target creature spell.

Creature — Human Rogue

Flash When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Pirate

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. Corrupted — Counter that spell instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.