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Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent you don't control until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Burn at the Stake deals damage to any target equal to three times the number of creatures tapped this way.

Sorcery

Burn from Within deals X damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target."

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may blight 1. (You may put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Exile the top two cards of your library. If this spell's additional cost was paid, exile the top three cards instead. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Instant

Burning Hands deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent is green, Burning Hands deals 6 damage instead.

Creature — Dinosaur Avatar

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to target opponent or planeswalker and 3 damage to up to one target creature.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.

Creature — Human Rogue

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.) Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Elk

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Kithkin Wizard

Protection from red Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all damage a red source of your choice would deal this turn.

Creature — Frog Warlock

Deathtouch {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Frog Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-0 until end of turn.

Instant

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.

Creature — Human Soldier

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Destroy X target artifacts.

Sorcery

Descend 8 — When you cast this spell, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, copy this spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bygone Marvels.

Sorcery

Choose a number between 0 and 13. Each player sacrifices that many creatures of their choice.

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

Menace Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Human Warlock

Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Threshold — This creature gets +1/+2 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. Flashback—Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Choose one — • Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. • Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Instant

Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Warrior

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Plant

Trample At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature — Plant Mercenary

Reach Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, other creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Creature — Imp

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie

{1}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 2 life. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {1}{W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Calamitous Cave-In deals X damage to each creature and each planeswalker, where X is the number of Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Giant Berserker

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Instant

Exile all graveyards. Players can't cast noncreature spells this turn. Exile Calamity's Wake.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {W} and/or {U}.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.) Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost {1} more to cast."

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

Instant

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, the Ring tempts you. Whenever you choose a creature as your Ring-bearer, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.