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Creature — Phyrexian Fungus

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Cat

This creature must be blocked if able. When this creature dies, you gain 1 life for each creature that died this turn.

Creature — Mouse

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Caparocti Sunborn attacks, you may tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for death or taxes. Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each death vote and discards a card for each taxes vote.

Creature — Phyrexian Dragon

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Shark Pirate

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Whenever you discard one or more cards, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each card discarded this way. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Captain Ripley Vance, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking. Equip {1}

Creature — Unicorn

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Vampire

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Your life total becomes 4. • Discard your hand. • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When this Aura enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

When Caradora enters, you may search your library for a Mount or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature or Vehicle you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+3 and has reach and "{T}: Add {G}{G}." Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Create a 1/1 green Human Monk creature token with "{T}: Add {G}."

Sorcery

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Creature — Phyrexian Demon

Flying This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {B}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

Creature — Alien Crab Horror

Deathtouch When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Plant Wall

Defender

Creature — Vampire

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

Create two 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature tokens with infect. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Creature — Zombie

This creature can't block. Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Advisor

Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature enters, create a Map token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Enchantment — Aura Cartouche

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Choose one — • Cast into the Fire deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. • Exile target artifact.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.

Sorcery

Choose one or more — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature. • Destroy target enchantment. • Destroy target land. • Destroy target planeswalker.

Creature — Human Citizen

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you gain life for the first time during each of your turns, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Vigilance When this creature enters, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, then sacrifices the rest.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mercenary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."