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Creature — Vampire Warlock

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • Exile target player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top five cards of your library. If you do, you may put a creature card that shares a creature type with enchanted creature from among them onto the battlefield, then you put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Return target black creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Creature — Human Warlock

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has defender. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature. Coven — {2}{W}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Creature — Phyrexian Fungus

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Cat

This creature must be blocked if able. When this creature dies, you gain 1 life for each creature that died this turn.

Land — Forest Plains

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would die, exile it instead." Flashback {3}{W}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Spider Beast

Deathtouch When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Mouse

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Caparocti Sunborn attacks, you may tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for death or taxes. Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each death vote and discards a card for each taxes vote.

Creature — Phyrexian Dragon

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Shark Pirate

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Whenever you discard one or more cards, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each card discarded this way. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Kree Hero

Flying, double strike, indestructible Whenever you put one or more counters on another creature, if it's not a Kree, you may put the same number and kind of counters on Captain Marvel.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Captain Ripley Vance, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking. Equip {1}

Creature — Unicorn

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Your life total becomes 4. • Discard your hand. • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When this Aura enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.)

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

When Caradora enters, you may search your library for a Mount or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature or Vehicle you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+3 and has reach and "{T}: Add {G}{G}." Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Create a 1/1 green Human Monk creature token with "{T}: Add {G}."

Sorcery

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Creature — Phyrexian Demon

Flying This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {B}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

Creature — Alien Crab Horror

Deathtouch When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Plant Wall

Defender

Creature — Vampire

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

Create two 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature tokens with infect. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Creature — Human Advisor

Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.