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Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature enters, create a Map token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Enchantment — Aura Cartouche

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Enchantment — Case

When this Case enters, create a 2/1 black Skeleton creature token and suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) To solve — You control no suspected Skeletons. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.) Solved — {1}{B}, Sacrifice this Case: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Haste When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.

Instant

Destroy target nonlegendary creature.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Choose one or more — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature. • Destroy target enchantment. • Destroy target land. • Destroy target planeswalker.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Vigilance When this creature enters, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, then sacrifices the rest.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mercenary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Fish Crocodile

Lifelink When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to the number of Swamps you control to any target.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens. When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. Evoke {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: Target player mills a card.

Sorcery

The owner of target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls shuffles it into their library. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Instant

Choose one — • Cathartic Pyre deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Land

This land enters tapped. Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Caught in the Crossfire deals 2 damage to each outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) + {1} — Caught in the Crossfire deals 2 damage to each non-outlaw creature.

Creature — Cat

When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Insect

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Dragon or pay {1}. (To behold a Dragon, choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Knight

Vigilance When this creature enters, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token. When this creature dies, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elemental Knight

Reach When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard. When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, put another target card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Harpy Beast

Flying When this creature enters, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. Pay 1 life: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Nightmare

Mutate {3}{B} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature mutates, each opponent discards a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Partner with Ukkima, Stalking Shadow (When this creature enters, target player may put Ukkima into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, double its controller's life total.

Creature — Angel Advisor

Flying When this creature enters, choose target creature you don't control and tap it. If you control a creature with a counter on it, the chosen creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may choose a creature type and behold two creatures of that type. Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If this spell's additional cost was paid and the revealed card is the chosen type, put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature." Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie

Menace When this creature enters or dies, exile another card from a graveyard. When you do, choose one — • Remove X counters from target permanent, where X is the mana value of the exiled card. • Target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flash When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid

Flying Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample. Equip Citizen {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)