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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token." (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Counter target colorless spell.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {3}, {T}: Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature.

Creature — Devil

Animate Chains — When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Mountain you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

Sorcery

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact Creature — Equipment Insect

Whenever this creature or equipped creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Sorcery

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Sorcery

Destroy target noncreature permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature has ward {2}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}, Discard a card: Gain control of target creature until end of turn."

Legendary Creature — Human Shapeshifter Villain

You may have Chameleon enter as a copy of a creature you control, except his name is Chameleon, Master of Disguise. Mayhem {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {2}{U} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

When this creature enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. (Exile a Goblin you control or a Goblin card from your hand.) Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

Creature — Faerie Advisor

Flying Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, when each opponent casts their first spell of the game, counter that spell unless that player pays {1}. Flying Whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter it unless that player pays {1}.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase of the game, add {G}. Vigilance, reach

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker. +1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn. −7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Elementals you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. −1: Add {R}{R}. −2: Chandra deals 2 damage to any target.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+2: Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent. −3: Chandra deals 4 damage to target creature. −10: Chandra deals 6 damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Creature — Elemental Dog

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a red instant or sorcery spell you control or by a red planeswalker you control, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of a Chandra planeswalker, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. {1}, {T}, Discard a Mountain card or a red card: Draw a card.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Chandra deals 1 damage to any target. −2: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. −6: Chandra deals 6 damage to each of up to six targets.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Haste Champion a creature (When this enters, sacrifice it unless you exile another creature you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Discard your hand, then draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.

Sorcery

Channeled Dragonfire deals 2 damage to any target. Harmonize {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Shaman

Wild Magic Surge — Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. 10—19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. 20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Creature — Hellion

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to each other creature.

Instant

Exile any number of target creatures controlled by different players. For each creature exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, puts that card onto the battlefield, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Instant

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Sorcery

You gain 5 life.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Instant

Target creature gains trample until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Peasant

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each attacking creature. If a Rat is attacking, this creature gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Knight

Haste {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Artifact

{T}, Mill a card: For each colored mana symbol in the milled card's mana cost, add one mana of that color. Activate only as an instant. (For example, if the card's mana cost is {3}{U}{U}{B}, you add {U}{U}{B}.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Human Noble

When this creature enters, choose one — • Scry 2. • You gain 3 life. • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Sorcery

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.