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Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle. Unearth {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard. Corpse Explosion deals damage equal to the exiled card's power to each creature and each planeswalker.

Creature — Fungus

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Enchantment

Skeletons you control get +1/+0 and have haste. When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 black Skeleton Pirate creature token. At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, untap target artifact or creature you control.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Advisor

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Choose a color of a card in your graveyard. Add one mana of that color.

Creature — Eldrazi Shapeshifter

Devoid (This card has no color.) As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature, planeswalker, or battle.

Instant

Choose target permanent card in your graveyard. If it has mana value 3 or less, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put it onto the battlefield, put it into your hand. You gain 3 life.

Instant

Cosmium Blast deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Sorcery

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Search your library for a Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. • Put three +1/+1 counters on a Cave you control. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. • Destroy target enchantment.

Creature — Horse Spirit

Flash Flying Foretelling cards from your hand costs {1} less and can be done on any player's turn. Foretell {2}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Spirit Advisor

Flying Descend 4 — When this creature enters, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, return up to one target nonland permanent other than this creature to its owner's hand.

Token Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Hero

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to creatures you control. At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, create a token that's a copy of Council of Reeds. (This token's mana cost is {2}{U}.)

Instant

Counter target spell.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Bat

Flying When this creature enters, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Treasure

When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another white creature you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put an artifact card with mana value less than or equal to that damage from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw three cards. {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.) Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you have a full party, you may cast a spell with mana value 4 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Crab Demon

Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.) When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature {2}{U}: Untap enchanted creature. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 3/3 red Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Beast

Kicker {2}{G} This spell can't be countered. Hexproof, haste If this creature was kicked, it enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

You gain 4 life. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. {B}{B}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {1}

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Equip {2}

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {X}. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.) Tap up to X target creatures, then distribute three stun counters among any number of tapped creatures your opponents control. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Sorcery

Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Draw a card.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. Flashback {3}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this land. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere during your turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Artifact

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Creature — Wurm

Creature — Horror

Other black creatures you control get +1/+1. Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token.

Instant

Creative Outburst deals 5 damage to any target. Look at the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token.