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Sorcery

Exile the top X cards of your library. For each land card exiled this way, create a Treasure token. For each blue card exiled this way, draw a card. For each red card exiled this way, Culmination of Studies deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Skeleton Warrior

This creature enters tapped. {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Wurm Horror

When this creature enters or is turned face up, target creature blocks this turn if able. Disguise {4}{G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Creature — Coyote

Haste When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

Instant

Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Draw a card.

Creature — Sphinx

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you discover, discover again for the same value. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Instant

Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Zombie Detective

Flying When you sacrifice a Clue, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Boar Elk Bird Ox

When this creature dies, you gain 3 life. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice this Aura.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted artifact's controller, this Aura deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice that artifact.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may discard a card. If the player does, they draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Enchanted player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player As this Aura enters, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name enchanted player casts cost {2} more to cast. Whenever enchanted player casts a spell with the chosen name, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Sorcery

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, put a spite counter on this Aura. When enchanted player loses the game, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of spite counters on this Aura.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.

Sorcery

Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.

Instant

Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 5 or less.

Sorcery

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, return all permanents to their owners' hands except for Giants, Wizards, and lands.

Creature — Human Survivor

This creature can't be blocked by Glimmers. Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Demon

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice a creature.

Creature — Shark

Vigilance Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, earthbend 1, then earthbend 1. (To earthbend 1, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Artificer

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. Equipped creatures you control have flying and haste.

Creature — Ox

Vigilance Mobilize 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, create three tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.)

Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, deathtouch Whenever Damocles Base deals combat damage to a player, that player faces a villainous choice — They sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice, or they lose 2 life and you draw two cards. Crew 3

Artifact

If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature card in a graveyard When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {1}{B}. If the player does, untap that creature.