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Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. + {3} — Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. When equipped creature dies, you may have this Equipment become a 2/1 Construct artifact creature with flying and ward {1}. If you do, it isn't an Equipment. Equip {1}

Legendary Creature — Human Hero

Vigilance, haste Radar Sense — You may look at the top card of your library any time. Whenever you attack, you may exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Hero card, Daredevil gets +2/+1 until end of turn. You may play that card this turn.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer

Daretti's power is equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control. Whenever Daretti enters or attacks, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return the chosen card to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Giant Pirate

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn. Trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever you're dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Creature — Human Pirate

{2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature — Turtle Rogue

Flash This creature enters tapped.

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.

Sorcery

Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. You can play a land this way only if you have an available land play remaining.)

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."

Sorcery

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, then discards a card. You return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand, then draw a card. When you cast a Bolas planeswalker spell, exile this card from your graveyard. That planeswalker enters with an additional loyalty counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human

Sneak {W}{B} Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Then if you control five or more Ninjas, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Sorcery

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.

Instant

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent half that damage, rounded down.

Artifact Land

Indestructible {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.

Artifact

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {1}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Artifact

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. When this artifact has twenty or more charge counters on it, you win the game.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Vigilance Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.)

Creature — Phyrexian Artificer

Whenever this creature or another nontoken Phyrexian you control enters, create X 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of opponents you have. Golems you control have indestructible.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Land

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Creature — Elf Citizen

Other Citizens you control get +1/+0. Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Creature — Human Soldier

Soldier spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Soldier creatures you control get +1/+2.

Creature — Dauthi Minion

{T}: Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Davriel

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, Davriel deals 2 damage to them. −1: Target player discards a card.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, choose one — • Cure Wounds — You gain 2 life. • Dispel Magic — Destroy target enchantment. • Gentle Repose — Exile target card from a graveyard.

Instant

Choose one — • Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. • Regenerate target creature. • Counter target spell that targets you.

Creature — Human Warlock

Whenever another Human you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Spirit Warlock

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Coven — {5}{G}: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Warlock

Vigilance Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional two mana in any combination of colors.

Creature — Elk

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Daxos's toughness is equal to your devotion to white. (Each {W} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to white.) Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Daxos can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. Whenever Daxos deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You gain life equal to that card's mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Creature — Chimera

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is your devotion to white. (Each {W} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to white.) Flying

Creature — Human Warrior

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature with another Aura attached to it Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike, vigilance, and lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Legendary Enchantment

Legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature — Spirit

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Deadeye Navigator is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{1}{U}: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under your control."