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Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{B}{G} ({W}{B}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Eldrazi Boar

Emerge {6}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. Trample, haste

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life. Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. Cycling {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/4, has defender, loses all other abilities, and is a blue Wall in addition to its other colors and types.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature — Fish

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Creature — Homarid Mercenary

Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Merfolk Warrior

Whenever another Merfolk you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Merfolk you control.

Creature — Merfolk Druid

Merfolk and Druid cards in your graveyard have retrace. (You may cast cards with retrace from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying their other costs.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more nontoken Merfolk you control become tapped, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flash When this creature enters, untap each other Merfolk you control. As long as you attacked with three or more Merfolk this turn, Merfolk you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) {5}{G}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on creatures you control.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target artifact or enchantment spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. • Counter target activated or triggered ability.

Instant

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Instant

Destroy target creature without flying.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Sorcery

Defibrillating Current deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Sphinx

Flying As an additional cost to cast blue permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {U} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of blue mana you pay. Whenever you cast a blue permanent spell, draw a card.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature explores, then it explores again. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard. Then repeat this process.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.) {1}{W}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature this turn.

Instant

Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Choose target artifact or enchantment. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose a planeswalker type. Planeswalkers you control of the chosen type have hexproof. As long as you control a creature, if damage dealt to a planeswalker you control of the chosen type would result in all loyalty counters on it being removed, instead all but one of those counters are removed.

Instant

Scry 2, then draw a card.

Instant

Cast this spell only during an opponent's turn. Tap target creature that player controls. That creature deals damage equal to its power to the player. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by the creature this turn.

Sorcery

Each player discards three cards.

Sorcery

All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of card types among cards in your graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Target opponent discards two cards, mills two cards, and loses 2 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Crew 5 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 5 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Instant

Demon Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Foretell {R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice.

Sorcery

Demonfire deals X damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. Hellbent — If you have no cards in hand, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Sorcery

Exile the top thirteen cards of your library, then search your library for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.