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Sorcery

Each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If you sacrificed a permanent this way, you may return another permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Spider

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.

Creature — Elf Druid

Deathtouch {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand and there are five or more other creatures on the battlefield, destroy all other creatures.

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. Delirium — This creature has deathtouch as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Sorcery

Each player loses X life, discards X cards, sacrifices X creatures of their choice, then sacrifices X lands of their choice.

Creature — Eldrazi

Vigilance Sacrifice two Eldrazi Scions: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Dinosaur Beast

Deathtouch Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield face up or face down. Megamorph {4}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Demon Spirit

Flash This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature that died this turn. When this creature enters, destroy all other creatures that were dealt damage this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Whenever equipped creature dies, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. Equip {2}

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, mill two cards. Then return a creature card with lesser mana value than the creature that died from your graveyard to your hand. {1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control.

Creature — Zombie Fungus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. Crew 2

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Target opponent exiles a creature they control. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

Artifact

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{B}{G} ({W}{B}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Eldrazi Boar

Emerge {6}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. Trample, haste

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. Cycling {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

At the beginning of your end step, untap target Merfolk you control. Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature — Fish

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Creature — Homarid Mercenary

Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Merfolk Warrior

Whenever another Merfolk you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Merfolk you control.

Creature — Merfolk Druid

Merfolk and Druid cards in your graveyard have retrace. (You may cast cards with retrace from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying their other costs.)

Creature — Kraken

This creature can't be blocked. Suspend 9—{2}{U} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {2}{U} and exile it with nine time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.) Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flash When this creature enters, untap each other Merfolk you control. As long as you attacked with three or more Merfolk this turn, Merfolk you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) {5}{G}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on creatures you control.

Creature — Elk Dog

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target artifact or enchantment spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. • Counter target activated or triggered ability.

Instant

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Instant

Destroy target creature without flying.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)